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mikemariano.bsky.social
I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence.
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Bookmarking for future use.

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There should be a mod for Super Mario Bros. 2 that shows an onscreen tally of the cost of all the eggs Birdo throws at you.

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This guy definitely has a Substack now.

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This is the ultimate “me and who?” movie.

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Watching this for the fiftieth time on Out of Touch Thursdays, Batman.

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Bringing back this awful Vaxton Wax gimmick name early before RFK Jr. makes it illegal.

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Side-eyeing everyone on Letterboxd who praised The People’s Joker who are now praising the SNL50 Celebration of Lorne Michaels.

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RIVER CITY RANSOM TECHNŌS JAPAN 1989 NES

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Many of The Gorge reviews complain about the film’s CGI beasts. If the rumors about Edge of Tomorrow 2 are true, they *have* to do something different with the Mimic aliens. Hire the practical effects guys who did The Void!

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TNG S1E06 Where No One Has Gone Before is on the Paramount Plus Live TV channel right now. Sorry but this guy is too gross!

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forever.

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I’m in the corner Watching you kiss her

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JOKER: “Who do you trust? Me: I’m giving away free vaccinations. And where is the Kennedy? At home, washing his brainworm!”

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I watched the original Blob this weekend which prominently features End Polio posters in its doctor’s office and police station. Congratulations RFK Jr. for being less progressive than a murderous mound of space gelatin.

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*me watching [UNNAMED BELOVED TREK SERIES]* “Ugh, another Ferengi episode; I’ll skip this one.” *me watching VOY S3E05 False Profits* “I love the Ferengi, I love Neelix, and I love Ferengi Neelix. Long live the Grand Proxy!”

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Me watching all ten hours of the Cape Fear limited series remake on Apple.

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When I first saw Donnie Darko I was surprised how much Back to the Future DNA is baked in—this interview shows that Richard Kelly is a lifelong fan of all things Zemeckis!

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the six christmas genders

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*me sowing* M_Bison_Yes_Yes.gif *me reaping*

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Enhance… enhance… wait no go back

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Watching Louise Fletcher give an outstanding performance in the Invaders From Mars remake last night has me reemphasizing my opinion that Kai Winn Did Nothing Wrong.

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(as a kid) i am scared of the ghoulies in the toilet (as a wise adult) i am the ghoulie in the toilet

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Super Bowl L I Licky C K Licky Y

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Ah, almost forgot! Here’s my contribution to Saturday’s random game-ness!

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Coffee shop played “What Have I Done to Deserve This?” followed by “I Should Be So Lucky.” Inexplicable, but I applaud their efforts to make it 1987 on another continent again.

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Like Hakeem Jeffries, I am also enthusiastic about giving CEOs what they asked for.

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E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend.

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This post is what convinced me to replay Wario Land 4 over the past few months. Next week I encourage everyone to do so on Nintendo Switch Online! Work it, now work it!

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you, a philistine, a rube: i'm going to the weed store me, sophisticated: shall i pop into the

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after all this i still can’t believe it’s called doge

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I wondered what prompted the accusation that MST3K “has done more damage to how people consume media than anything else out there,” and as far as I can tell the former hosts posted this cute little mini-golf video hours earlier? Watch it and become filled with rage!

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I have three months to lose enough weight to fit back into my gold hotpants.

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According to a Blu-Ray featurette, the director of This Island Earth was devastated by its appearance in MST3K: The Movie and decried the show from his deathbed. But on the other hand I love those little robots so I disagree with the quoted post. Make more old men sad about their life’s work!

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