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Mom tries to comfort her daughter after they survived a Russian missile strike on Sumy this morning. Heartbreaking.

Trump: I am the strongest, most powerful person ever! The whole world lines up to kiss my ass! Courts: Return Kilmer Abrego Garcia from the El Salvador torture prison you sent him to Trump: Sorry. No can do. Totally out of my hands

This is a concession by the U.S. government that its “arrangement” with El Salvador is irrevocable. To me this has to be grounds to argue that the arrangement itself is unconstitutional under the Fifth and Eighth Amendments

“The reporter from MyPillow asked the White House press secretary why the president looks so healthy and robust” is a true sentence that exists in our current reality.

THIS

If you feel like being inspired by a big law firm, here's the opening to Sussman Godfrey's lawsuit against Trump and his executive order targeting the firm. It still is amazing other firms caved quickly to Trump's mob-like and unconstitutional shakedown. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

They’re just biding their time. Won’t be long now.

Last I checked Trump had an EO prohibiting antisemitism in his Federal govt. Pimping a guy who stans Hitler would seem to violate the EO but maybe I'm misunderstanding how it all works.

3 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain development

The ordeal of Rümeysa Öztürk. Öztürk was seized and taken away by masked men who refused to identify themselves. Until she arrived at what was recognizable as a police station in Lebanon, NH, hours later, she thought she had been kidnapped by the people who doxxed her.

Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

Phenomenal sourcing by NPR to identify Antonio Gracias as "Employee 4" at SSA and how he might have broken laws and agreements www.npr.org/2025/04/11/n...

Guys guys guys it's a Jiffybara! Even has ears!

Just a note to take care of your mental health. I let stress over the last few days bottle up and woke up sick this morning. I have no doubt the stress played some part in this. Take care of yourselves.

Around 4:42 a.m., "Do you speak Creole?" is not a thing you want to hear from a Lyft driver. (Everyone's OK now and where they're supposed to be.)

We're at the "demonizing toddlers who lost at least one parent" stage.

Wow. This is from a Trump II State Dept appointee, Tibor Nagy, unloading on the DOGE shitshow as a "stage production which combined elements of a tragicomedy with the Twilight Zone." Again, this is a Trump guy talking. www.lubbockonline.com/story/opinio...

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“Living people who the government believes should be treated as if they are dead” is a gasp-worthy concept with far-reaching potential applications.

NOAA just fired us, again 🤡 Retroactive to February 🤡

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Trump ordered an investigation into former CISA director Chris Krebs and revoked his security clearance, six years after firing Krebs as head of CISA for publicly debunking Trump's false election claims. SentinelOne said it'll "actively cooperate" with the review of its staff security clearances.

Pam Bondi brazenly lies, tells Trump that he was "overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority" and says "you have the authority to determine how the money of this country will be spent."