mikewtrapp.bsky.social
Currently, TV writer. Formerly, head writer of CollegeHumor. Futurely, sustenance for robot overlords.
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An actor should embody their character truthfully. A bold character may take up more physical space, while a meek one will make little xylophone tinkles when they tiptoe
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“Oh god! [stab] what are you doing [stabs harder]”
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Yeah, yeah! Now you’re talkin’ with springs in your throat!
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Look, I developed a sense of humor to hide my complete lack of athletic ability
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It’s stunning. On top of that, quite a choice to call them “the people I Thanksgiving with” instead of, say, “friends” or “family”
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One day I will find out what vanilla chili or hickory flan tastes like, but today is not that day
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Hey! Love the moves you’re making at The Onion. Love that the print issue is back. Hope this is only the beginning of even more sharp, specific, human comedy returning to our algorithmically smoothed-over digital wasteland
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I don’t even need any lines. Just let me prance in the background of a shot.
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A goofy, little weirdo who seems immune to the seriousness around him? Sign me up! Here’s my audition
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I would take this a million times over rhymes with no sense of meter. Stuff like:
“Box number one has a big old bee /
Box number two has a furry monkey”
Feels like the mental equivalent of tripping down the stairs
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It’s an illustrated copy of “Froggy Went A-Courtin’” which our local library gave away, presumably because no one checked it out enough, but possibly because it is cursed
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Okay, next question: how many dentists have used the scrapey hook on themselves?
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Looks like subterfuge from Nickelodeon
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“Do I make you hornets, baby?”
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They do not understand there is no nectar in here and now we’re both upset