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Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

submitted 2 hours ago • 30 comments

All thoughts are intrusive

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

Every familial senior citizen I have voted Harris. Most Harris voters have seniors they love in their lives. This is just a plea for a shittier world for everyone, including Harris voters in the hopes it also harms some stereotype of people yall cooked up

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

reopen the bodybuilding dot com forums

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

We had trade agreements around the world. We broke them. Now we have to renegotiate, in a rush, without expertise, with countries who know their interests and who cannot trust us. Here’s how that puts America First. by Peter Navarro

submitted 6 days ago • 107 comments

yo is the ball juiced again this year? bout took Nimmo's arm off

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*the united states becomes big and round*

submitted 8 days ago • 52 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 10 days ago • 79 comments

Free Luigi. Give him a Gundam.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

It's not manufacturing jobs you want, it's a stable job with a middle-class wage, retirement, affordable health insurance, and worker protections that you want. Which isn't naturally tied to factory jobs, but it is naturally tied to union organizing.

submitted 12 days ago • 163 comments

Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time

submitted 13 days ago • 81 comments

trump really said neither

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

silver linings

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Your periodic reminder that in 42 US states (including Illinois), the public defender is means tested and not free, meaning you can be denied, or forced to pay for, a public defender. Those fees are not paid to the public defender, however - they usually are used to pay for law enforcement.

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

X The Everything App™️ fighting against misinformation

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 301 comments

Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)

submitted 16 days ago • 88 comments

United States Disappeared Tracker https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/danielleharlow/viz/UnitedStatesDisappearedTracker/Map

submitted 18 days ago • 154 comments

Folks keep wondering when we’ll know if 🇺🇸 is no longer a democracy/republic & I keep wondering why folks are asking the question in the future tense.

submitted 18 days ago • 19 comments

The zoomer Democratic Party influencers are now getting in on the neoliberal push towards open acceptance of fascist policy and social violence in an effort to try and stave off the reality that Newsoms career and what he represents within the party is dead. The Democratic Party is in a death dive.

submitted 18 days ago • 64 comments

Oh man that'll really hit the spot on a 85⁰ degree day won't it

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Why tf the nats downgrade their city connect jerseys?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Lot of people have been right about a lot of things, but no one has been as right as this

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

CTEposting

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

not everyone has agreed with me about this but my read is that schumer is essentially telling donald trump to frame mahmoud khalil for something, anything, so that he can openly support his expulsion. trump does not seem to respect schumer enough to do this.

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments