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mikeyjohnston.bsky.social
artist body piercer lifelong Mets fan shitposter socialist rambler rapidly aging punk
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I got mad and I wrote about it.

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

I asked ICE where the “413% increase in assaults” justification for its officers using masks came from. They didn’t answer. So I dug into it, and what I found … did not boost their argument. Gift link: wapo.st/4l7a1ch

submitted 2 days ago • 442 comments

Watch a man's career end

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

An Excel file called "Haters" which is just the companies I owe money to

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

lo key these actually kinda slap

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

how many heatbreakingly stupid ways can I find to blow a promising run in belatro

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

dude needs yet another investigation to not act on

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Really hate this, to be totally honest with you. Hate that we have a government run by sociopaths and clowns dedicated to raising their public profile through cruelty. Hate the knowledge that the opposition party will never do anything to protect anybody, even themselves.

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

RIP Brian Wilson

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 12 days ago • 67 comments

who up and wanna steal lawn furniture?

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Put in the Louvre

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

I fuckin love talking about UFOs if we have an American glasnost can we still keep that shit secret just to fuck with people like me

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Trump made transphobia central to his campaign. The Democrats tried to avoid the topic as much as possible. We now see the result. Now if only dems could reflect on where they failed instead of lashing out at those who had been warning about the party's shortcomings for years

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Every day I awake to the world sucking in a new and horrific way

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

One of the biggest banks being called “Gold man sacks” is pretty inexcusable.

submitted 17 days ago • 112 comments

I don't know if you guys know this but I rode the bus with Amelia Earhart the day before she died and I asked her what she thought about LLMs: "Until we have a mathematical theory of consciousness and mind any claim to be developing AGI is a random guess at best and more likely a scam"

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

yeah it's frustrating that brett baty and mark vientos seem to share a single player's power bank and only one of them can be good at a time but it's nice that they don't seem to mind. like a couple of orange cats sharing a brain cell.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments