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Reality TV connoisseur. Spooky shit. Disassociating from the next 4 years.
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why go to therapy when you can drink coffee and buy books as a little treat to fill the void inside.

Just finished the Gabby Petito docuseries and remembered all the RAGE from when it was unfolding in real time. 1) the cops convinced gabby she was the aggressor and put HIM in a hotel for the night while she was to stay in the van by herself 🧵

Just had a terrible thought. If Sandoval actually makes it to the end and/or wins Traitors I can never watch this show again 😳 #TheTraitorsUS

Omg I CANNOT with Danielle’s theatrics #TheTraitorsUS

Sandoval believing he’s the biggest threat to the traitors #TheTraitorsUS

How is Ivar still there?? Literally just skating on by #TheTraitorsUS

Wait, hold up! Based on next week’s “shocking” preview we’re supposed to be pretending Kyle and Mauricio are still a thing??? #RHOBH

Not gonna lie I’m here for unapologetic, no f’s given Dorit #RHOBH

If this is gonna be an episode without Jennifer Tilly I don’t want it #RHOBH

OSHA must’ve been on strike during this bridge jump in the pouring rain stunt 😳 #TheBachelor

We’re at the part of the season where the contestants start acting shocked and appalled that the lead is dating multiple people 😱 #TheBachelor

Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list? Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM. Me: Oh, sorry. Good morning, may I please see the wine list?

None of these players left deserve to win. Weakest finalists ever. #TheTraitorsUS

As if dolls weren’t terrifying enough you’re gonna add backwards singing and Tom Sandoval #TheTraitorsUS

STFU did ex Mr. Britney Spears just say something intelligent??? #TheTraitorsUS

If the traitors were smart they would murder Dylan. But they’re not smart so… #TraitorsUS