Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
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Waiter: would Senior like to see our extensive Italian whiskey list ?
Me : You bet I would 😁
I work 12’s overnight.. I’m due this beer 🤣
Then I gotta clarify cause “day” people can’t understand 🤷♀️
Hope your day goes well !
I’m off tonight . Maybe . I may go in . Idk yet .
It's 5 o'clock somewhere ...
It’s actually very cute.
Go for a white.
I love a nice Riesling with my omelette… oh wait. Can’t afford eggs so, the wine and dry toast please.
😜
So very pleased to see you here 👏
A Mamosa please...
Just have a lighter drink during breakfast before a heavier wine for lunch.
Or just drink light wine the entire day. You'll drink the entire day without necessarily getting drunk, but will enjoy some wine throughout the whole day.
Me: Hi, my name's Steve and I'm an alcoholic.
Guy: Uh sir, this is AAA.
Me: I know, I'm just explaining why my car is in the lake.
Sad Faced Waiter: “We have a red 1934. We have a white 1934. We used to have a rose but we used it in the salad dressing.”
Victor/Victoria, set in (wait for it…) 1934.
It was probably him who made the request
5 am. 🤪