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milquetoasteg.bsky.social
bisexual 23 year old with a ba (they/them) / crotch grabbin & fro pickin / freelance gynecologist
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can we stop being just girls and be women again.

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college would be easier if i had a race car bed

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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

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apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people

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i def need to be medicated but i cannot gain weight again

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🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🥳don’t watch me, watch the t-t-t.v. 📺 i’m swaggin when you see-e-e me! 👯‍♀️ i’m shinin’ bright🌟 you’ll fall in lo-o-o-o-ove!💞 (in luv<3) …😥 … … … I’M A RIDER🏎️ I RIDE 🎠 LIKE A HARLEY 🏍️ 🕷️🎢

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i can’t wait until i have enough in my bank account to give my friends good gifts for xmas AND their bdays

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tummy full of gummies, lasagna in the fridge, severance unwatched (and spoiled Patton Oswalt)

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forgive me . for i was not coming correct .

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gonna start giving men forehead kisses and ghosting them the next day #womeninmaledominatedfields

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i hope everyone that’s ever had good sex dies in one minute

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“thanks for holding me accountable because i know im not supposed to be in here” oh i know she’s figuring out how to explain this to moots

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ugh i gotta kill a man for a horse again

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Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 12 days ago • 202 comments

i don’t fucking care!!!

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i love chicks

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that being said i did just get drunk to watch it. cross-faded in fact

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i hate the severance symbolism fish tank

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watergate would never happened if nixon had written Stronger than you

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thinking about how steven universe was so good it eclipsed rebecca sugars ed edd & eddy sex scandal

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the best thing about steven universe is you don’t even have to be drunk to watch it

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YOU ARE ALONE FIGURE IT OUT

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

god give this to me by 7:44PM or i will kill myself

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There’s something wrong with this dude.

submitted 12 days ago • 922 comments

severance today.your innie is on the cusp of figuring out who shot jfk.

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having to shit at work is worse than losing the love of your life

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if my friends cared about me enough to get on bluesky, i could post something like “who wants to get bagels right now” and someone would respond and get bagels with me

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ripping off the letters “ological” and standing where the toilet should be with my mouth open

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mind you, where does azalea banks fit into Elon’s administration?

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is it normal to have a heart attack after drinking a 10% beer

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when i get drunk i like to believe i look like fka twigs

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why did my boss cry when i quit bitch she’s mad this shit’s not actually slavery with the way they were working me

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i hate when ppl text me… especially if i texted first… nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP😩 my chatiness has a 5 minute window

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

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mad black thot…. curse you…

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I GOT THE JOB!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Your outie is blocked by 6000 people on a microblogging website called “Bluesky”.

submitted 21 days ago • 13 comments

burger with the cold foam

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im hungry but im too high to care

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i like to post like a person on a simulated social media account in a video game. like a SocialBunny user or a BitBook personality

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last night i forgot to do this and just scrolled so this night i might try

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i love sonic, and to a lesser extent, this life

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