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Mostly writing a lot of things I’ll never post and doomscrolling. Maybe some dog photos. PM at Microsoft on some security related products.
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“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

submitted 9 days ago • 3234 comments

When government employees visit a Microsoft office, they’re not allowed to consume the free drinks without paying. We used to put out a jar back in MI. When you buy yourself a president, you “settle” for $10M and then he uses our taxes to buy $400M of your wank panzers.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Posting for no reason in particular. youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ?...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I know these are challenging times — and the Trump administration is trying to confuse the American people. That’s why it’s so important we speak plainly: Donald Trump is incompetent.

submitted 22 days ago • 217 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 25 days ago • 938 comments

Days like today are starting to feel like the calm before the storm. Beautiful day in Seattle, but I’m anxious about the future.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight. I think this cartoon sums it up.

submitted 33 days ago • 118 comments

The cruelest part of the Musk-Trump shutdown is that their little Johnson will continue to be paid—despite the fact that he fails miserably at his job—while thousands of dedicated civil servants will be forced to work while not knowing when their next paycheck will come. At Christmas.

submitted 65 days ago • 133 comments

The X-Files, S06E01: “As I said and as I am forced to reiterate, Agent Mulder, the FBI is not here for vendettas or for the grinding of personal axes. Now, this holds not just for you but for everyone at the Bureau.” Here’s hoping that sticks around 26 or so years after that episode aired.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Well… it was good while it lasted. On the bright side, I don’t have to sand lumber anymore tonight.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If I say nice things about Trump, can I get a gig in the administration? Maybe run the National Park Service? Dept. of the Interior? My qualifications are hiking, camping, and working in a completely unrelated industry with zero experience managing parks or natural resources. Perfect candidate.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Did you hear the one about the sexual predator nominating a sexual predator to be the nation’s top law enforcement official? I think that’s the punch line. But hey, cheaper eggs maybe.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Adventures in home projects. I’ve been refinishing my office in an attempt to have an office/media room for the better part of… 18 months (puppies don’t help productivity). Finally finished building and installing the new book shelves. Paint, trim, flooring, and lighting to go.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :) (sorry I forgot to include the link before)

submitted 105 days ago • 443 comments

Deleting Xitter felt good. Maybe this will be like pre-Melon Twitter. Anyway, here’s Cosmos refusing to drop his ball.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment