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Me trying to conjure up some detail from before January 20th 2025

Here is a nice mushroom

alt-text helped me navigate this 🙌

We will never truly appreciate the way Live instantly punished themselves for eternity by naming themselves Live (or Līve, or LĪVE, or +LĪVE+)

This is STILL up. It's like posting a video of the Challenger explosion to celebrate space flight. Chat, it is woke to not want fatality vids in the boogity boogity boogity?

it's cool being raised protestant and seeing someone catholic get in trouble with the pope . it's like when you were a kid and seeing someone get in trouble with their mom - that's not my mom she can't even yell at me

Pro tip for anyone working in cybersecurity: blame any leak that is obviously your company’s fault on DOGE being compromised instead.

I KNOW some of you are horrible theater kids like myself, and I KNOW you will be interested in the news that Warners has put the entirety of Waiting for Guffman on YouTube with no ads.

Everyone needs to think very carefully about all the news that’s broken about DOGE in the last hour in the context of Trump saying he’s siccing Musk on the Pentagon.

Got blocked so here's the receipts yall bsky.app/profile/karl...

If someone was pregnant in the last year of swisher lifting up musk, that baby would only be a 1 year old right now. Miss me with this tech media washing of swisher. Gross.

elon musk is literally this dril tweet

Drake banking on being named Viceroy-in-Exile after Trump sees Kendrick's Halftime Show.

I suppose the task force created by this EO will start by investigating the Vice President’s statements attacking Catholic bishops, the leader of DOGE accusing Lutheran Family Services of money laundering, ICE raids on churches … so much work already on anti-Christian bias from this administration.

I was repairing some marching tenor drums today at a school and used the word "reefed" when talking about the drumhead tension. Old marching dinosaurs, don't do this unless you have time for a prolonged history lesson on retired drum lingo.

We all know the NCAA was praying, hell, probably DM'ing Trump, for this to happen. The harm machine able to continue the machine while blaming someone else? C'mon.

Did you know that the Mute list catches screenshot text as well? Relieved to scrub Chr*st***r R*f* from my timeline.

I know we're supposed to be on the Doom train, but my grandbaby count just went up enough today that they could field their own baseball team. I mean they might have trouble due to so many of them being babies and what not but you get the drift.

This sucks, but the good news is that we can import food from abroad in order to make up for the shortfall that this is gonna cause ... What? ... Wait, no I've just received some unsettling news about importing food