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My dad came up to me and said “you’re really pretty. You have me and your mom to thank. I have good genes, huh? ..Your brother’s alright”

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I love seeing women lift heavy weights!! Ladies, you’re a lot stronger than you think you are. Don’t be afraid to take up space in the free weights section of the gym. Happy international Women’s Day 🩷

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My partner suggested we split a drink into separate cups and I slowly turned my head and said “we’ve been together for nearly a decade and swap saliva on a daily basis and you WANT TO SPLIT A DRINK?!”

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Working for a small business is so funny because my boss just called me asking to order pizzas for the team and then he said “I probably won’t call you for the rest of the day because I’m busy so I’ll ttyl”

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Listen, I love bumping uglies as much as the next person but shows and movies nowadays have unnecessary sex scenes that don’t do anything for the plot and it’s like..why???

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One thing that sucks about no longer having an IG account is not being able to see a tattoo artists work 😩

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Hello?? When did everyone agree to call Bluesky posts “skeets?” Am I the only who just thinks of Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz ‘Get Low’ or am I that much of a Zilennial because skeet to me means 💦

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I have a kindle Oasis but heavily debating on getting rid of it and switching to Kobo however my Oasis works just fine so buying a new e-reader and spending money unnecessarily would be dumb..

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Someone once said that there’s a huge increase in lack of empathy because we’ve been focusing too much on STEM and not the arts and honestly, it makes sense

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I read Jade City for the second time and I’m glad I did because I first rated it a 2.25 (was not in the mood to read it but still kept on 😅) and now the rating has bumped up to a 4. Very excited to start Jade War today! #booksky

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If MAGAts are still comfortably wearing their hats, I suggest we make them uncomfortable by calling them trash every chance we get 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s time to start outwardly and verbally shaming these Nazis in public

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“You’ll regret those tattoos when you’re old and wrinkly” My guy, I forget that I even have tattoos..

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Not to be dramatic or anything but the passing of my soul dog 5 years ago fundamentally changed me. A part of me died with her.

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I’m really bad at remembering names and faces but you best believe I’ll point out an actor being recasted

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I hate starting an incomplete book series. I cannot remember a thing from previous books because I have the memory of a goldfish

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Sometimes I forget that I have stretched ears until someone points it out and I’m like “oh yeah! I can put a pencil through it”

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If Derek from Greys Anatomy has no haters, I’m dead

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I would give up my newborn if it meant being able to watch Attack on Titan for the first time again

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If I don’t run after my lifting session, I go on the treadmill for 25 minutes and today was the first time I brought my kindle with me. Those 25 minutes flew by! Such a game changer

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Sorry not sorry but nothing gives me more of a book ick than pop culture being mentioned. I don’t want to see any mention of Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, what have you #booksky

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“ARE THOSE HAY BALE MINIONS?!”

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You can’t tell me Joseph Smith wasn’t high or tripping on shrooms when he found those gold plates. Every time I think about the Book of Mormon and its story, I can’t help but laugh

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In regard to my last post, I’d like to note that I’m still a loser with no friends but I’ve learned to accept it. Maintaining friendships has always been hard for me as I find I prefer my own company and I’m highly insecure about my personality 🫣

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I vividly remember my pediatrician calling me a loser and giggling for not having any friends in elementary school. After leaving the building, I begged my mom to find me another doctor because genuinely what the fuck?? It’s been 2 decades and sometimes it still keeps me up at night

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3/5 ⭐️ Remarkably Bright Creatures. I really wanted to love this but I thought it was supposed to be about a woman and octopus developing a friendship but there was barely any of that?? Am I tripping? #booksky

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Disrespectfully, I couldn’t give two shits about an author’s opinion on another author’s book- JUST GIVE ME THE SYNOPSIS ON THE BACK!! I shouldn’t have to pull my phone out to google what the book is about

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“Do you mind if I ask a personal question?” my wax lady asks as she’s about to wax my asshole

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The gym that I go to has a gym cat and she is the cutest thing ever. I’ve dubbed her Barbell 🤗

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Really not looking forward to the weather warming up because I become a full blown cunt when I’m hot and uncomfortable

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Of course my libido comes back at full force when I’ve recovered from the cold. I feel like a cat in heat

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I’m watching the newest season of Love is Blind and wow. The women this season are chef’s kiss. Now the men…mm….no comment

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I’ve had a cold since Tuesday and it’s beating my ass. I feel like a man 😩

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One time, my partner’s work place got a $15 Costco gift card and everyone got themselves a pizza or chicken bake but mine brought home 8 hot dogs and that really says a lot about him

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“I need me a wifey” No. What you need is therapy

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Some people just make it too easy to roast them. Like, I’m sorry you set yourself up for that and I’m quick witted 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Can’t believe it took me until I was 21 to realize I’m bisexual when I literally used to lock myself in my cousin’s room to get a lap dance in GTA San Andreas

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Didn’t watch Kendrick’s halftime show but I saw a clip and I have to say that it’s grade A entertainment hearing a diss track being sung by everyone in the stadium followed by Serena Williams c walking. Iconic. Drake will never be able to live this down

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I love being SEA but the thick, dark, coarse body hair is quite possibly the worse gene I could’ve gotten 😩

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