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call me ya ya 😊 internet person, craft goblin, author, hypnotherapist πŸŒ€ weird and proud 🫑 film/tv nerd πŸ“Ί music geek 🎢🩷 wellness babe πŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ AuDHD 🧑
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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

As a goblin who collects things and who missed out on the craze, bring back pogs Little trinkets with pictures of things I like on them? Hell fucking yes, Next you'll tell me they make fun tapping sound when you click them together

The hottest trend 2025? A rejection of the fast trend cycle and people embracing being "trend less" or being the "trendsetter". People are overstimulated with trends and in reaction to that overstimulation, they will tune out what is "trendy" and embrace inner authenticity/ what "feels" right

My husband doesn't internet, so he has the joy of letting me explain social media news to him

Oh, to be a young emo again and make the headstrong argument that Repo: A Genetic Opera is, in fact, high art

Instead of being negative about my past year, let's show some gratitude: Thank you 2024 for allowing me to travel internationally for the first time, getting me a 25% raise in the last 4 months, and allowing me to establish the foundation for absolute goal dominance I'm going to have in 2025 🩷

I like my men like I like my Vietnamese Coffee

It’s Monday! My to-do list!

I mean it might fix me, I donno, it could happen. πŸ™ƒ

Today is a vintage chonky yarn sweater kind of day

Before working out: I love working out 😘✌🏾 Me, during the work out: shit, oh fuck, what a stupid bitch I was moments ago, God damnit After working out: Got that pumpπŸ’ͺ🏾🩷 working out is my life πŸ’•

I feel like a lion 🦁

Some days are good, some days you need to blast Golden and Just Fine until they apply to you

Pro tip: say "whoa, calm down Fred Durst" to an angry white guy, they will either laugh or hit drywall, it's great

Kinda pissed I had to find out about the GloRilla Christmas song, that is definitely something I should have been told about immediately

When I was a kid and my dad told me Kimbo Slice did backyard fights, I thought he was just showing up in random people's back yards to fight them. Like you're at a cookout and then you hear "OH SHIT, ITS KIMBO"

Problematic director list: – Spielberg (abused dinosaurs) – Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar) – Villeneuve (French Canadian)

More often than not, someone's judgement on you is just a reflection of them. Let them live in their sad reflections, you're too busy getting your steps in ✨

someone told me I laugh like Linda Belcher and I've never been more happy to be me

If your reaction to a compliment is "well actually", bitch I will "well actually" your face, own your shit and take pride in who you are

The Diddy/ Jay-Z news is such an interesting way for the year to end, a year that, honestly, has been outstanding for this new era of rap stars

The UFO girlies are SLACKING, there are all these unexplained drones and i haven't seen a single "i want to believe" poster, absolutely sickening

I'm not saying murder is right, but I am saying our lust for the blood of those who are unjust and our thirst for justice grows stronger as the days go on, and to deny this denies the truth you feel aching in the core of your soul

someone explain why, scientifically, megan songs make me push 83.4% harder in a work out

Bringing it to πŸ¦‹ by request: People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.

Frank Sinatra may have invented the thirst mugshot but I think today it has been codified

Growing up black in the suburbs is being told by people you're "one of the good ones" and not even clocking it till years later

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

You can be a good and kind person and still tell people you will break your foot off in their ass if they don't fuck off

Silent Night!

Sadly, it wasn't the first coloring contest I've lost to children.

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

i know a large follower count wont bring me fulfillment. i can only get fulfillment from handing my husband my phone and making him look at my posts

If your glow up involves consistently comparing yourself to others, it's not a glow up. you're making it a competition #glowup

Steal coffee creamer and leave JUST under the amount needed for their preferred coffee level. Like just enough to where their taste buds would notice but it wouldn't register visually. All day wondering why their coffee is just not right but they can't quite tell why

john calling me bestie is the dream, like yes bestie, lemme get a whiff

i don't want to be self deprecating relatable i wanna be game recognize game relatable, i wanna be i know that's right relatable

#addtoblacksky Get this out the way now