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missday.bsky.social
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In a sink in Wandsworth prison sits a metaphor. A cracked mug with no handle. On it, Putin's face and the word "HOPE". This isn't deep, it's actually in there.

Good advice, wall.

Looking good, officer.

Another little friend.

Not a care in the world.

Rigged.

Every village in England has a mannequin in high visibility clothing, holding a hair dryer.

Someone is jealous.. 😅

Dear Monday... THBPBPTHPT!

I swear a vendetta against Reese's. They're so tasty. But so sickly sweet. And they make me feel so sick. BUT THEY'RE SO TASTY.

I go to this one site every month. Pro: This cat is always there in exactly the same place Con: They have one of those devices to scare away kids by making a really high pitched sound only young people can hear AND I HAVE TO BE TORTURED BY IT THE WHOLE TIME IM HETE.

I took another wrong turn.

kobolds when u turn on the light

I took a wrong turn into Silent Hill

not safe for work

Spotify, please stop recommending me Christian Rock generated by AI.

Pyjama Sharks.

I think more bots follow me than people now. I need to become more interesting to people and less interesting to AI.

Spotify Discover Weekly likes to theme itself. Today, multiple songs about fast cars. Often, Sea Shanties. The best, songs about sexy werewolves.

Awoo woo! every single time #furry

@robotjoe.bsky.social hell yeah man! good to see you on here!

it is actually a myth that sharks can smell one drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool. the IOC discontinued that event

my armadillo conductor oc struggling to reach the button that changes traffic lights, its tough being 50cm tall

Poof 💥

My mum was going to the recycling center, and offered to pick up a buncha crap I had to get rid of. How lovely of her! Unfortunately my aunt saw the crap piled up in front of my flat and decided to ever so nicely put it back inside for me while I was at work. It's the thought that counts.

Mostly Solitary.

Untamed beauty 🐺

When did sharing dreams become boring and bad? I love when people share dreams. Just silly little nonsense stories.

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/DtTEzEfWsAAXEv_.jpg

Reposting this because I don't even know what went on in my head for me to shade like this

the right way to sleep

MERRY CHRISTMAS. I KNOW CAPITALISM IS A FUCK OR WHATEVER BUT I STILL HOPE EVERYONE GOT THINGS THEY WANTED BECAUSE THINGS ARE COOL.

I crocheted a Spirit Eel from Elden Ring 👍😮👍

Man, what a time for my PC to up and die on me. I had so many games to play over the holidays.