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missday.bsky.social
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In a sink in Wandsworth prison sits a metaphor. A cracked mug with no handle. On it, Putin's face and the word "HOPE". This isn't deep, it's actually in there.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Good advice, wall.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking good, officer.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Another little friend.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Not a care in the world.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Rigged.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Every village in England has a mannequin in high visibility clothing, holding a hair dryer.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Someone is jealous.. 😅

submitted 26 days ago • 148 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Dear Monday... THBPBPTHPT!

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

I swear a vendetta against Reese's. They're so tasty. But so sickly sweet. And they make me feel so sick. BUT THEY'RE SO TASTY.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I go to this one site every month. Pro: This cat is always there in exactly the same place Con: They have one of those devices to scare away kids by making a really high pitched sound only young people can hear AND I HAVE TO BE TORTURED BY IT THE WHOLE TIME IM HETE.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I took another wrong turn.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

kobolds when u turn on the light

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I took a wrong turn into Silent Hill

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

not safe for work

submitted 41 days ago • 32 comments

submitted 51 days ago • 7 comments

Spotify, please stop recommending me Christian Rock generated by AI.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Pyjama Sharks.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I think more bots follow me than people now. I need to become more interesting to people and less interesting to AI.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify Discover Weekly likes to theme itself. Today, multiple songs about fast cars. Often, Sea Shanties. The best, songs about sexy werewolves.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Awoo woo! every single time #furry

submitted 99 days ago • 5 comments

@robotjoe.bsky.social hell yeah man! good to see you on here!

submitted 60 days ago • 10 comments

it is actually a myth that sharks can smell one drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool. the IOC discontinued that event

submitted 208 days ago • 4 comments

my armadillo conductor oc struggling to reach the button that changes traffic lights, its tough being 50cm tall

submitted 61 days ago • 29 comments

Poof 💥

submitted 63 days ago • 32 comments

My mum was going to the recycling center, and offered to pick up a buncha crap I had to get rid of. How lovely of her! Unfortunately my aunt saw the crap piled up in front of my flat and decided to ever so nicely put it back inside for me while I was at work. It's the thought that counts.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Mostly Solitary.

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

Untamed beauty 🐺

submitted 66 days ago • 22 comments

When did sharing dreams become boring and bad? I love when people share dreams. Just silly little nonsense stories.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/DtTEzEfWsAAXEv_.jpg

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

Reposting this because I don't even know what went on in my head for me to shade like this

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

the right way to sleep

submitted 68 days ago • 26 comments

MERRY CHRISTMAS. I KNOW CAPITALISM IS A FUCK OR WHATEVER BUT I STILL HOPE EVERYONE GOT THINGS THEY WANTED BECAUSE THINGS ARE COOL.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I crocheted a Spirit Eel from Elden Ring 👍😮👍

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 70 days ago • 19 comments

Man, what a time for my PC to up and die on me. I had so many games to play over the holidays.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments