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Prayer circle for everyone with families who don’t eat until 7 🙏🏽

Gym was packed. I’m hungry and finna start warming/cooking sides now lmao

Just found eight (8) dog toys under my sectional and put them in my baby’s toy basket. She will 1000% pull every last one of them BACK OUT before bed time 💀💀

Good morning, when is Apple billing department going to get hit with a RICO?

Leg day be whooping my ass in the morning. I’m fine with literally anything else 💀

"at the end of the day, the day gone end" that's spectacular language

Seeing that one of your alma maters was involved in a brawl after a football game that they WON 💀

I tried cooking with wine last night… After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.

Presenters at this conference not knowing when to wrap it up, also not knowing that I am Queen Get Gone

if i send you this, just know im getting ready to show my ass

I think my dog ate a wrapped gingerbread man cookie while I was gone omfg

Turns out “mommy’s baby” is a 45 lb Tasmanian devil.

Decided to be ✨responsible✨ for lunch and get wrap but damn if this place didn’t give me a fat glass of Chardonnay lol

We are so back!

😭😭😭😭😭

Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what

??????

Got my wine and blanket. About to rub my feet together and watch Merv the Cat 💀

Good. I can get my hair done in peace without looking insane.

Having a job is really cutting into my “me time”

I’m SCREEEAMING

This is actually not a bad idea lmao

Listen. We've been traumatized!

Mini media update lol

Ok, I think what I’m looking for is #BlackSky. #AddToBlackSky

Who else is on here fr 🥲

Is there a way we can keep the Barbz on that other app?

Lmaoooo