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he likened texting military attack plans to accidentally texting your raunchy bachelor party plans to your aunt.. WUT

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when I go to therapy I always think “wow I would feel much better if I could pull tissues out of an Easter island guys nose”

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candy packaging is always so loud and crinkly. does that not constitute a privacy violation?

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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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what the yo, Ortbo! #severance

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AI services can be used to recognize patterns, make predictions, automate processes, generate content, and even mimicking human interactions. Meanwhile, your utility company website: “I can’t recognize your account number for this payment because you didn’t delete the dash that we put in there.”

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not today, satan. please review my free/busy availability in Outlook for open slots.

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If people are willing to vacation in North Korea then the Upside-Down should start selling tours.

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blessed be thy dawg

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#Survivor tribal challenges have strong corporate offsite energy. And tribal council is a RIF.

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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

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“DO YOUR JOB!” TEXAS: @RepKeithSelf’s turn

submitted 27 days ago • 766 comments

my days getting shorter my nights getting longer my cell’s getting smaller my son’s getting taller

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Did everyone notice Chekhov’s Biometrics Hand Scanner in the latest #Severance episode? ✋🩸✅

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Thank you @mattferrel.bsky.social for bringing this piece by @mikedrucker.bsky.social to my attention. This is barely even satire at this point. It's closer to prophecy if you read it and the Washington Post article about IVF side-by-side. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...

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If you have ever managed an office, or led a team, you will experience a particular and very specific jolt of cringe when Lumon uses branded perks or food events to incent team members. Who amongst us has not handed out branded coffee koozies at a waffle party? #severance

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

This is incredibly upsetting.

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On this week's On-Screen Live, we checked in with the third season of The White Lotus, reviewed a dreadful Secret Movie™️, and made some predictions for who's gonna win what on Hollywood's Biggest Night. Audio-only cut now available wherever you get pods!

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