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misterpatches.bsky.social
Exec editor of Polygon; forever podcasting at FITWR.
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You’re telling me this is *not* Jim Carrey in Number 23?

Tom Cruise and McQ have had their fun — it’s time to hand Mission: Impossible over to Nic Cage and Jon Turteltaub

Tying up the raspberries with my wife of nearly 20 years. Her business is more important to our family than ever. If you need brand content or portrait photography in the Chicagoland or Milwaukee area check out www.instagram.com/katiehall.ph...

ELMER FUDD: *inside the criterion closet* miwwahs cwossing... twahmendous, just a twahmendous film ah ha ha ha .. here we go.... muwurhvern cawwahl

In honor of the Switch 2 launch, I am flying to LA and watching Jason Statham, our greatest plane movie actor, in A Working Man.

My friend Dave Yim is directing a documentary about the young Asian Americans building the future of Chinatown in NYC. The production squad has been muscling for two years and now needs support to reach the finish line. I know Blue Sky folks would want to make this film happen, so please share!

Every time I talk to Dan Trachtenberg (dantrachtenberg.bsky.social) about one of his movies, he says something that completely throws me for a loop. This time it was that he was thinking about Christopher Guest's BEST IN SHOW when writing his new animated movie PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS.

uninstall flash from starship computer

I am headed to LA this week/end for SGF but have decided I could be even more slammed if there are fun things to do that I am not yet aware of hint hint

Loving this game that a lot of people can't stand www.polygon.com/gaming/60296...

Let it be known that the Dora the Explorer movie is a far superior Indiana Jones riff than The Fountain of Youth

What happens to JG/DC Studios if this Superman movie does not hit — looking like a big gamble

We need a left wing Snoke.

The hair

Stop welcoming me to Wrexham. I don't wanna go!

I won’t turn the heat on in my house on May 29th!!! I want to because I’m freezing but I won’t do it! I must take a stand!!

Captain Boomerang

Hear me out. I have a timeline and everything. It's just science.

Do you think Ethan Hunt has a go-to hair person that he holds out for and that’s why he’s occasionally shaggy or does he 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 and walk into a local barbershop when the time/place feels right

Cars should have a periscope

In the last few months I have seen a 1000% increase in the number of people wearing Nirvana t-shirts in the suburbs. Specifically, tons of 7-15-year-olds sporting Nirvana tees. Skeptical that actual Nirvana music fandom is up. (Would be great if true, but…). What’s the deal?

Lilo & Stitch, which may make $180 million after the long weekend, was supposed to go straight to Disney Plus

[whispering to my waiter] listen to me, Zachary the Entity expects you to charge me $23.99 for the deluxe appetizer sampler platter it’s counting on it that’s why y- Zachary, listen that’s why you have to give me the deluxe appetizer sampler platter for free

A24 announcing an Elden Ring movie but laying off its documentary arm in the same week is a big dose of biz reality

Happy birthday to @plante.bsky.social’s new podcast, post.games! Check it out, it rules: www.patreon.com/posts/129396...

No more pennies. End of an era. Thinking about her.

[Cab Calloway voice] skibidibidibidibidibidi toilet

This is the thing m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwn8...

Just ate a ton of broccoli!