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tRUMP's Latest Report Card - Rated " F" Stock Market Crashing Consumer Confidence Down Trade Wars Started Unemployment UP GDP Down Beef and most other Grocery Prices Rising Wars Still Raging No New Health Plans Relations with all other Countries Destroyed

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The food we eat, the air we breathe, the schools our children attend, the planes we fly on, and the accounts where we keep our retirement savings are all less safe because Donald Trump is President.

submitted 11 hours ago • 13 comments

Republicans: Short-term pain, long-term gain. Reality: Short-term pain, medium-term pain, long-term pain, pain pain pain, painful death from starvation or preventable disease.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Embezzlement and Imbecilement

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Yep. He's a domestic tariffist.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Guess he wasn't so senile after all! 😅🤣😂

submitted 12 hours ago • 63 comments

I kind of want to go

submitted 11 hours ago • 1526 comments

Elect a criminal, expect a crime spree.

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1) Fox News is for real not showing stock-market ticker during this week's collapse. 2) Its economic news is "strong jobs report." 3) Every time I've checked in today, the coverage has been "illegal immigrants committing new crimes." This is state propaganda, on a par with North Korea or PRC.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1134 comments

No he's far worse than a spoiled child 💥🙄

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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— Oh.

submitted 14 hours ago • 769 comments

What would Donald Trump be doing differently if he was an agent of Vladimir Putin trying to destroy America from within?

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Donald Trump doesn’t understand how windmills, umbrellas, ramps, cars, boats, the military, history, math, science, energy, the female anatomy, music, art, film, words, numbers, truth, integrity, honor, humor, or the government works, so why would you expect him to understand how tariffs work?

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Breaking: Waltz is using unsecured Gmail. 1. FIRE him. Now 2. The email lady crowd needs to disappear.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Leatherface strikes again

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The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

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🙄🤣💥

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submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

There are memes, and there's memes with dates

submitted 5 days ago • 314 comments

The second Trump administration is all about second chances: a second chance for Measles, a second chance for Polio, a second chance for Chickenpox…

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Cry more

submitted 6 days ago • 4954 comments

Just when you thought Donald Trump was the most pathetic crybaby in the world, along comes Elon Musk.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

The Queen is pleased to greet another #Caturday

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submitted 7 days ago • 85 comments

🫤

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A federal judge ruled that DOGE has no right to access sensitive personal information at various government agencies, including Social Security numbers, dates of birth, banking and income information and more.

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Actually, yes!

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

The White House: "We will find you, and we will kill you." Americans: "You mean just terrorists, right?" The White House: Americans: "Right?"

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Air Travel Advisory: Avoid flights in and out of Reagan National for as long as the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic

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submitted 8 days ago • 59 comments

h/t @peff.com

submitted 8 days ago • 1127 comments

Putin would have been happy with either an ally or a fool as President. With Trump he gets both.

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

😯

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What the actual fuck:

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submitted 8 days ago • 57 comments

Pete Hegseth allegedly having a Russian email address is the least surprising thing I’ve read today.

submitted 8 days ago • 556 comments

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

submitted 8 days ago • 670 comments

I go back and forth on which one of them I wish a prompt death.

submitted 8 days ago • 94 comments

That is illegal. On the book's law. 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting Not that a damned thing will be done about it.

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MAINSTREAM MEDIA TAKE NOTE: Jeffrey Goldberg has shown more courage in the last 7 days than Donald Trump and his cronies have ever had to muster in a lifetime of craven, piss weak cowardice.

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If only there was some indication that Pete Hegseth is a totally unqualified drunken moron who is completely unfit to be Secretary of Defense.

submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments