misterwooster.bsky.social
Writer, sometimes.
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It was already funny, but then the needle dropped and I lost it.
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New papal bull about the only allowable Chicago dog toppings for entry into heaven.
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White smoke, orange and blue skies
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City of Cathedrals!
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This hundo percent tells me you're making your own graphics.
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It's also canon that Data fucks. In multiple techniques.
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Dolphin Ops are in there somewhere.
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Just noticing the eyeballs and sweat now. Clutch.
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Energy versions where they're neon blue, drowned in Monster or Mountain Dew Frost Bite.
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Coincidentally working on gauging interest in my business idea of a fast casual ortolan restaurant. The paper bag doubles as the napkin to hide the act from God.
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I'm obviously not convinced it will happen, but the #1 item on my "Funniest Possible Outcome" list is Doug endorsing Carney. There's a lot stacked against it, clearly, but you really get the impression that Doug hates him so. fucking. much.
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I thought you said no villains.
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Not interested in hearing anyone out unless it's these guys
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Nice - today's? That was my time yesterday, one second off my PB (I think?).
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Hear them out.
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Uh oh, something that can replace Zorse in my daily slate. Could be dangerous. Are you an NYT xword doer as well?
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Probably a top 5 Lonely Island bit. The whole thing is so clean.
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Pretty sure one of my last actual tweets, a while ago, was a "guys does that gyre look like it's widening to anyone else" joke, so you have better restraint than I did.
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I missed the 'L' in 'clock' to begin with and was not sure of what the bit was for a second.