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I’ve made a biiiiiiiit of a mistake with Honey Bear: I may have Pavlov-ed her into howling whenever she is about to eat.

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Entertain me before my night meds kick in. Please?

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

My mother made me take her to the laundromat today & told people there that the reason she was in a sling was because I pushed her down the stairs. Thing is: I HAVE a washer & dryer. I could have just washed that shit FOR her, but NOOOoooo. She wanted the laundromat.

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We made our DM tear-up in frustration last night. That means we won the campaign, right? He literally set up a whole planet for us to go to that had My Little Ponies with the Power of Friendship Weapon locked & loaded… …& we talked our way out of any confrontation. 🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It’s my Christmas Eve (aka Tony Awards Eve). I used the last of my meds tonight on DnD. So, I don’t know how I will be tomorrow night. I DO know that when I learned who was hosting, I was like… “Oh. Uh… really?”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You know that commercial for that Alzheimer's disease prescription mentions that “swearing” is a symptom to look for. Bitch, in, like, not many years from how, GenX is going to be in that demographic. Y’all might wanna reconsider “foul language” as a symptom. The word “fuck” is our “um”.

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Nobody told me that the Broadway version of Goodnight & Good Luck play is being broadcasted tonight. Luckily, it looks like it will be on Max soon. I never saw the movie, but from what I saw of the play tonight, it looks phenomenal.

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Hhhhholy CHRIST, Women’s Basketball is fucking CRAZY better than Men’s basketball. They play as a TEAM. They are not TRYING to stand out. In fact, let’s just call it “Basketball” & “Men’s Basketball”, if you HAVE to separate the two. I don’t care if I offended anyone with that statement.

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*goes to check up on mom* *sees she’s as happy as a pig in mud, the tv, Roku, & new pillows I bought her have lulled her into a comfortable sleep* *sees she’d been watching the old Matlock* “Ah, old people & their silly shows. Bless ‘em.” *IMMEDIATELY going back to watch the New Matlock…. again*

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just so y’all know… The Tony Awards are this Sunday.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“Mamaaaaaa!” “What is it, baby boy?” “HUNNY TAKIN’ up AWL da room on da couch. She even usin MUH piwwow. It say ‘Wezerved for da CAT’. She not a cat, she a DAWG.” “Baby boy, it’s nice to share.” “Yah, buh… now her tail all waggin’ in muh face.” “I think you need a nap.” “I’D LIKE TO!”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

OMG,, I saw that someone here decided to use the Papyrus font on a sign. I’ma confront them.

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It is ASTOUNDING how many people want shirts with pictures of their family members on them… to give to that family member to wear. “Here you go! I made you a shirt with your own face on it!”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, I’m still a Mary Poppins for Geriatrics, but now that my mother is a little better, it’s no longer like babysitting an infant, she’s now in full-on “I CAN DO IT MYSELF” toddler mode. …

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I am trying to be so respectful while listening to this one true crime story… … but one of the detectives has THE nerdiest voice I’ve ever heard in my LIFE. It’s cartoonish. Remember the guy in Wayne’s World that said, “My ma gave me a dollar & dropped me off at the Park-N-Ride”? That’s him.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Welp, I just sent out an email to the entire company outlining ways to help expedite orders, as I am currently doing the jobs of 5 people at once… and juggling 33 orders at the same time. I was nice, but there has been some SEVERE Weaponized Incompetence when my boss has asked others to help.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I know the whole controversy about “TV isn’t a babysitter” thing …but when you’re GERIATRIC baby-sitting? That shit is a GODSEND. I went & got her her own Roku, gave her my tv I don’t use & set it up in her room… I feel like I can have at least a few minutes to BREATHE.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The bridge over the Mississippi is closed down, which cuts off the way to the only “city” that has, y’know, like, the real stores & food. I just wanted to go get my mother one of those husband-pillows so she could sit up & have her arm propped-up to heal. Now it’s a 2 hour drive, round trip.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I both like & dislike that I’m a pretty good at-home caretaker (“nurse”, for lack of a better term). I think it’s because of my constant anxiety. I’m so anxious all the time, when an emergency happens, I’m the calmest, most sensible & patient one around… because I’m usually expecting WAY worse. 😆

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Woah. Mom is OUT. I see she got up enough strength to get the next dose of her pain meds. That’s the kinda deep sleep for which we adults YEARN. Good for her.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

GodDAMN, I LOVE OBLIVION!!! I LOVE THIS COMPUTER!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It’s ridiculous how many “help” videos are out there for Oblivion Remastered that claim, “You HAVE to get these legendary items to get through the game.” Bitches, please. All you need is a basic bow & some arrows. MAYBE a Detect Life spell for no surprises. These fuckers are overcompensating.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment