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mistyessexxx.bsky.social
Naarm/Melbourne 🇦🇺 — Playful, Passionate, Perverted 😘 — Specialized Girlfriend Experience 💕 — deepthroat queen 👅 — experienced switch offering kink and BDSM services ⛓️
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I work hard to make my makeup as immovable as possible… but that means that the only times it really gets messed up is during activities that are 110% worth messing it up for 🥵😘 So please, no need to apologise, hahaha
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Such a freakin cutie with your short hair 😍
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But it’s also SO hard to capture a genuine smile in pictures! In this one, my work mum was helping take some pics of me and cracked a joke, and took this just as I was starting to laugh 😅 when I saw it with my *actual* smile, I knew I had to post it, even if the rest of it isn’t perfect 🙈
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Thank you!! 🥹 I was actually kinda nervous posting this photo because its a bit less posed than normal and doesn’t feel as like… “professional” ya know?
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Freedom of speech until you’re a woman who owns and embraces your own sexuality - then you’re the devil 😈 hahahaha
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I know right 😂
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Yeah, definitely has the feeling of a sinking ship so I’m not that cut up about it 😅 still frustrating, cause I’ve had that page for like 5 years now! But yeah, look, at least I moved over here before it really hit
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If you have quick questions you can message me here on Bluesky (I do my best to answer any messages I get within a couple days!) but the best way to book in some time with me is by calling @club859.bsky.social on 9523 8555 and asking to make a booking with Misty 🥰xx
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Again I want to reply something smart along the lines of “if I’m an angel, are you the Goddess that… something something?” But also you make me so flustered that smart words aren’t happening 🫣🫠🥵
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Stopppppp 🙈 as if you are not absolutely the most gorgeous, perfect, talented, and hilarious woman in the world?? If you keep being this nice to me I’m gonna have to propose (this is a threat) 😂
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Gonna work on an appeal later this week - might as well give it a shot? But if they want me to pay for the stupid verification process… look, I think we all agree that Elon can go cry over his surgically destroyed dick 😌✨ he’s not getting any money from me, it’s not even worth the tax write off.
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Yeeeeeee 😍 you’re too good to me bb
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Can’t believe I missed the opportunity to lick melted Easter eggs off you! 😜
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I’ll be your angel any time bb 😘
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Thanks! I grew them myself 😜
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🤩🥵
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Pls step on me? 🥺