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FUCKING ALARM BELLS GUYS. BIG CLANGING FASCIST ALARM BELLS WHEN A TOP BRASS IN A POWERFUL GOVERNMENT STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT AND WRONG KIND OF JEWS.

LONDON!! The Point finally makes it to the capital on SATURDAY MARCH 2nd at the Museum of Comedy museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

I see an enabled racist has said something racist and now the media, instead of just saying “hey the racist is being racist again “, will “debate” his point again on air and in columns

I’m not sure you can spend the last decade painting anyone who still supports membership of a trading partnership as a traitor then pivot to “we must give the authoritarian invader of Europe everything he wants” and not expect a teensy bit of Quisling chat back, if I’m honest.

Just out of #TheSharkIsBroken… expectedly hilarious but unexpectedly moving. Ian Shaw’s rambunctious performance as his own dad really gets you where you live if you too miss your old man like crazy 🥲

I wrote about the worst people in the world, charting the depths of their depravity and vastness of their incompetence, and offered some thoughts about the opportunity presented by their failure to acknowledge reality and their refusal to access any form of human virtue. www.the-reframe.com/the/

It’s savagely ironic that the same Americans who’ve been telling us that thousands of deaths a year and monthly school massacres must be endured because “we might need our guns to overthrow a tyrannical anti-democratic government” are the ones now applauding the rise of just such a government.

Y’all let a mf with a Lord Farquaad complex run the country cause y’all wanted cheap eggs. I’ll never forgive you bitches

Neat bit of set design as storytelling; in Ted Lasso, when the evil billionaire Rupert Mannion (Tony Head) takes over at West Ham, his office is clearly modelled on Emperor Palpatine’s throne room from Return of the Jedi…

This is a) real and b) reads like the title of that fucking Borat movie.

Depends… baby deer: possibly; Mr Tumnus: not so much

If Ukraine is forced to surrender its sovereign territory to Russia, it will be the greatest betrayal of a European ally since Poland in 1945. The UK must lead in Europe in defence of Ukraine. We cannot stand back and watch as Zelensky is bullied by Trump.

NOW ON SPOTIFY Everybody in America is Female open.spotify.com/track/7kqHPZ... youtu.be/DR8fHT31aPA?...

GB News are now lashing out @goodlawproject.bsky.social, who they accuse of a launching "a deliberate and orchestrated campaign"... So GB News probably *don't* want you to share this: action.goodlawproject.org/ofcom-stop-g...

Go to Google Search "Gulf of Mexico" Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" Choose "Send feedback" Click "Gulf of America" Click "Inaccurate content" Click "Incorrect" Tell Google the correct name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

These new EarPods came with a somewhat bewildering warning label

He boasts about being a sexual predator, he's been accused by 25 women of rape, harassment or assault, a jury found he "forcibly and non consensually penetrated Carroll's vagina with his fingers," he supports banning abortion. But he hates trans people and so the Times calls him "a feminist hero."

I JUST THINK THAT THE WORLD’S RICHEST MAN WHO IS UNELECTED AND FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY HOLDING MAJOR POWER IN THE USA IS A BIT ON THE NOSE TBH AND IF YOU PITCHED IT AS A DYSTOPIAN DRAMA THE PRODUCTION NOTES WOULD BE “tone it down a tad lol” FFS

I’m bringing sexy back. To be honest, I shouldn’t have taken it in the first place. Here it is. I’ve barely used it. You might want to give it a wipe. Sorry.

I heard some Herbert from the Spectator praising Trump for restoring ‘freedom of speech’ the other day. In fact, I’ve heard several British right-wing blowhards say the same. Are they utterly, utterly stupid or morally bankrupt or both?

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and welcome in Minnesota.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Now available for download FREE/pay what you want, either single track or on THE TRUMP ALBUM mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/the-tr... youtu.be/DR8fHT31aPA?... #trump #presidenttrump #trans #nonbinary #maga

One of the many privileges of following @mitchbenn.bsky.social on Patreon is that I got to hear this song last week. It's a shareable video now, so I have dropped everything to share it with you immediately. youtu.be/DR8fHT31aPA

Trust @mitchbenn.bsky.social to get an upbeat ditty out of the clusterfuck of horror coming from across the Atlantic youtu.be/DR8fHT31aPA

I don’t buy the idea that the Gaza comments are designed to distract us from the coup. Because not long ago the same people said that the coup comments were designed to distract us from something else. He is chaotic *and* corrupt. There is no pattern or plan. Nothing is impossible.

The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time