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Reluctantly telling my 100 hour story

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Sluggo behind a turret accidentally blowing up Nancy’s favorite store

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This crater suggests a massive detonation

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The mega mold ate my block

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The haunted cemetery

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The next big discovery should nourish the imagination

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My cows give pure and abundant milk

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A piece of meteorite flew into my eye

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Can’t wait to tell another fib

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You pulling up water well bucket: sure is heavy Me inside the bucket: 🤗

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Washed ashore then got hit with sticks

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Hope that’s enough TNT

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The beagle boys are killing me

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Always on the receiving end of blows to the head

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Lunch time where I am

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Torture stamina increased

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Releasing my man made fog across the city

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Dance of the Dinnermen

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The ordinary genius

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Press “yes my please” to accept

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Trying to recoup my fortune

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Doc says I need to have one hundred procedures

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I’ll wreck your planet for free no charge

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They’re letting me scratch an image onto the face of the earth

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Can’t find my one million dollar bill

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Traveling back in time to vote against Hitler

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Rivers are teeming with liquids

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My tools hurt to use

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Big city samurai forced to live in the country

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The blighted man

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You: what a beautiful song Me: that’s actually the sound of me rubbing my hind legs together

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In a tomb full of baddies

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This is my most opulent mansion

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youtu.be/bHN_e8qa4iU?...

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Counting up my particles of gold

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Got a reptoid in my sights

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Alien: where can I get my thing suckified?

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