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You’re his favorite comedian. He laughed so hard the other night we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin
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why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no

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ugh

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gonna become hella pious just to annoy everyone

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Has anyone involved here ever encountered Stephen Miller in person? Literal vampires are like “dude, you gotta dial it back for the cameras”

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Wes Anderson I love you but the world is on fire right now and this is not the time

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This is being sent out to every US embassy in the world.

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How amazing is it that Nigel Tufnel is listed among the guitar performers utilizing extended technique en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extende...

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I mean, seriously

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Netflix bringing the synergy once again

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yeah i pray they eat my fuckin dick

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it is unfathomable to some people that a person can have a good life and go "damn it'd be cool if other people also had good lives we should make that happen"

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#ANewHope

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It’s almost like some idiot gave them a heads up to empty the vault

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I can’t even come with a pithy response to this. How is anyone as credulous as this

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In my lifetime (59 years) there has never been a military action by the US government that did not lead to an immediate polling boost for the President and their party. Until Donald Trump. He is a unique failure.

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could he more cagey be?

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You wanna be a leader? Fucking lead, motherfucker.

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the absolute truth

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I got a lot of feelings about Gav but I would put all of them aside to watch him glass this dude

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The world needs to relieve the offspring of the “successful” of their unearned wealth

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i will go to my grave boiling mad about how the media failed to hold JD Vance to account for his gutter racism

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Fundamentally, American media culture places more prestige on being wrong cleverly than being right simply. They’ll spend 50,000 words sucking off a Nazi with a polysyllabic vocabulary before they interview the nice lady who volunteers at the animal shelter because she likes dogs.

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I realize this is potentially apocalyptic shit, but c’mon, “Whiteman AFB”? A little on the nose, MAGAmerica

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Mandy is a top ten all-time horror film but Beyond The Black Rainbow is a fucking genre-defying masterpiece that will never get enough accolades. Also Panos Cosmatos really hates people’s skulls

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I do not have adequate words to express how happy this makes me

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Just saying what we’re all thinking, again, as usual

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oh dip a new L’Eclair album just released today on the always impeccable Innovative Leisure label. I love surprises music.apple.com/us/album/clo...

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Trying to drum up support for *fewer* holidays? Read the room you silly bitch

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So, OK, here’s the thing. The Ds already have a deep bench of people who support LGBTQ+ issues as a matter of course. Put them in charge.

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This seems a little petty, if I’m honest

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