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You’re his favorite comedian. He laughed so hard the other night we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin
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I would trade KBJ for any number of fired up conservatives. Impartiality is crucial and really the only thing they’re supposed to be about.

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I don’t know how the rest of the world sees VA edu-politics, but just the idea that the UVA is somehow bucking the status quo would have been laughable a few years ago. We are thoroughly in the upside down

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how fucking ignorant do you have to be to even joke about bombing the Netherlands

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I can’t tell you exactly why I’m familiar with S5E4 “The Silent Bell” of Highway to Heaven but if you ever believed this show (or Little House) was about christo-fascist indoctrination, I encourage you to dig in

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Just gonna leave this here youtu.be/LAZUsCONjIQ?...

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I realize the all-caps is just house style but man it really makes them sound petty

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Again, I’d like to encourage the people who think it’s a good idea to embrace a cruel and capricious dictatorship, while making it clear no legal or legislative authority can stop them from ruining ordinary people’s lives, to keep on reading to see what usually happens next.

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DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist collaborated on the extra-legal Brainfreeze and Slurped! Compilation CDs and brought this banger (alongside “Cooking with Gas”) to the heads and we were never the same

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The score for Le Frisson des Vampires goes way beyond the assignment www.discogs.com/master/36932...

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why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no

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ugh

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gonna become hella pious just to annoy everyone

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Has anyone involved here ever encountered Stephen Miller in person? Literal vampires are like “dude, you gotta dial it back for the cameras”

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Wes Anderson I love you but the world is on fire right now and this is not the time

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This is being sent out to every US embassy in the world.

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How amazing is it that Nigel Tufnel is listed among the guitar performers utilizing extended technique en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extende...

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I mean, seriously

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Netflix bringing the synergy once again

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yeah i pray they eat my fuckin dick

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it is unfathomable to some people that a person can have a good life and go "damn it'd be cool if other people also had good lives we should make that happen"

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#ANewHope

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It’s almost like some idiot gave them a heads up to empty the vault

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I can’t even come with a pithy response to this. How is anyone as credulous as this

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In my lifetime (59 years) there has never been a military action by the US government that did not lead to an immediate polling boost for the President and their party. Until Donald Trump. He is a unique failure.

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could he more cagey be?

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You wanna be a leader? Fucking lead, motherfucker.

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the absolute truth

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I got a lot of feelings about Gav but I would put all of them aside to watch him glass this dude

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The world needs to relieve the offspring of the “successful” of their unearned wealth

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i will go to my grave boiling mad about how the media failed to hold JD Vance to account for his gutter racism

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Fundamentally, American media culture places more prestige on being wrong cleverly than being right simply. They’ll spend 50,000 words sucking off a Nazi with a polysyllabic vocabulary before they interview the nice lady who volunteers at the animal shelter because she likes dogs.

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I realize this is potentially apocalyptic shit, but c’mon, “Whiteman AFB”? A little on the nose, MAGAmerica

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Mandy is a top ten all-time horror film but Beyond The Black Rainbow is a fucking genre-defying masterpiece that will never get enough accolades. Also Panos Cosmatos really hates people’s skulls

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I do not have adequate words to express how happy this makes me

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