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Champagne Socialist 🥂🌹, Pragmatic Environmentalist 🌍 (Biogeochemist by training), Professional Smartarse! 😊 (He/Him). @MikeCrouchBun on Threads. 📍Norfolk, England.
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New billboard in Clacton, Farage’s constituency. He’s still the UK’s #1 grifter. No other MP takes more from second jobs while being employed to represent their constituents in Parliament

Re-do Moonraker. Fly to space in one of Bezos' penis rockets and film it in low-earth orbit! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star. Putin’s Poodle

I agree with the Dalai Lama

Finally watching 'Mad Men'. They've just fired Darren Grimes. Only a matter of time before GBeebies follow suit! ⏱️😂 In this scene he discusses one of his regular meets with Farage...

YES: The police are no doubt arresting the farmers right now and they’ll get the same draconian sentences as Just Stop Oil protestors. NO: Farmers are fighting for the noble and selfless cause of paying less tax. #TwoTierPolicing www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/sho...

Who do Britons think would make the best prime minister? Keir Starmer vs Kemi Badenoch: Starmer +11 Keir Starmer vs Nigel Farage: Starmer +10 Keir Starmer vs Ed Davey: Starmer +8 Kemi Badenoch vs Nigel Farage: Tie Kemi Badenoch vs Ed Davey: Davey +9 Nigel Farage vs Ed Davey: Davey +5

Please be assured that Andrew #Gwynne 's 'humour' & general lack of respect for the public in his area is NOT common amongst the vast majority of politicians at ALL levels in ALL major parties. I welcome Keir's quick action. Having lived there, it's not a North West 'thing' either!

#TopTierKeir

To Conservatives against new unitary authorities, I ask this: 1) Why have so many of you been willing to vote for, stand as, & sit as 'Twin Hatters' down the decades? 2) When were you last against efficiency savings? #councils #local #government #England

This amused me way more than it should have done! First incident of cyber-farting indeed! 🤣 metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/w...

Via @politicsintheuk on Threads.

1/2 Trump on Keer: - He's done a "very good job thus far". - They have a "very good relationship". - "I get along with him well. I like him a lot," - "He's liberal, which is a bit different from me, but I think he's a very good person and I think he's done a very good job thus far."

1/4 Musk, Thiel and Sacks are members of a hyper-libertarian group known as the ‘PayPal mafia’, men who founded the online payments startup in the late 1990s. In those early days at PayPal, one author was particularly influential, Neal Stephenson. inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Currently a mere £9,740 short of its target. Please donate if you can. If you're an empathy void who believes people should drown if they're not from here, it's a hovercraft so it'll be used on the mudflats of Simon Harris' native Essex. Channel use unlikely. www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-new-...

We're at a dangerous crossroads. Whatever happens, Thames must come into Special Administration. ❌ Right now, the government is likely planning to then RE-PRIVATISE the water firm at our expense. ✅ Instead, they must take it into PUBLIC OWNERSHIP. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Good. Keep hitting this N**i pillock where it hurts! nypost.com/2025/01/23/b...

Liz Truss is out here banging a “Make Great Britain Great Again!” decrying the high tax burden that her own mini budget worsened (Bonds went up = higher int payments = worse national debt = higher taxes) They never have a solution for that though. Just shit slogans and red caps.

Meta won't fact check this, so I did. See 🔗 www.thetimes.com/article/d083...

1/2 I realised about the time of the inauguration that I cannot spend 4 years flagging up every stupid act by the right on both sides of the Atlantic, especially when Trump's involved. I'll do my best to call them out & take the piss. Good satire is a tonic.

Every time ✅ facebook.com/unitedhumani... #unitedhumanists #love #questioneverything #agnostic

Dale Vince is exactly right. Michael Howard said "a minimum wage would destroy hundreds of thousands of jobs". Employment increased after Labour introduced it. #BBCQT

Thank you to the good people of #Stockport, Fiona Bruce & the BBC for discussing the murders & maimings in Southport with such clarity, lucidity & sensitivity. #BBCQT

F**k a 🦆! 🤦

1/3 To Badenoch & Farage's politicisation of the Southport murders & maimings: what is it exactly that you want? More scrutiny of children born in Wales to Christian families? More scrutiny of said children whose families who - by one oft quoted source - loudly sang hymns in their home?

You know, this explains a LOT...

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/interna...

Quelle surprise! 🙄 youtu.be/M7Wr78Ul-l4

'Starmer and Trump could hardly be more different. A lawyerly leader known as "Mr Rules" versus a man who is a convicted felon and has made a career out of behaving as if rules don't apply to him.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

Honesty would be nice, they’re not jobs they’re paid influence and it stinks. #BanMpHustles #Corruption

1/2 If this isn't an argument for re-nationalising parts of our energy system, I don't know what is. 'The Rye House [gas] power plant demanded payments of £5,000 per megawatt-hour to keep generating power, over 40 times the government’s official estimate for...' www.theguardian.com/business/202...