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All we have to do is tell nextdoor this guy is digging holes at 730am, and it's over for him

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At my parents’ house today we recreated my miserable high school graduation photo for the 30th anniversary.

submitted 7 days ago • 76 comments

starting my new job as king tomorrow. a little nervous obviously but mostly just excited! thinking about hitting the streets to mingle with the hoi polloi, get a feel for what my subjects are up to

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

Hey Philly do you want some batteries

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Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

submitted 13 days ago • 71 comments

sitting in a government reeducation camp talking about how much this fucking sucks some random asshole: and you’re SURPRISED?

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

"the concentration camp guards are suffering too" is a hell of an angle

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GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 48 days ago • 182 comments

The Trump administration, U.S. District Judge Fernando Rodriguez, Jr., ruled, does not "possess the lawful authority under the (Alien Enemies Act), and based on the Proclamation, to detain Venezuelan aliens, transfer them within the United States, or remove them from the country."

submitted 52 days ago • 68 comments

THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT. sincerely, a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination

submitted 60 days ago • 512 comments

DA POCALYPSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP

submitted 77 days ago • 404 comments

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

submitted 86 days ago • 147 comments

if a meeting ends before expected you're not "giving time back" to us, you're not Doctor Who

submitted 87 days ago • 8 comments

Mademoiselle Purr is 7 years old and stuck at a Petsmart in New Jersey. Let’s get this lady home. Can you help? @jortsthecat.bsky.social @missybbbobtail.bsky.social @catsofyore.bsky.social @fishtopher.bsky.social ws.petango.com/webservices/...

submitted 88 days ago • 36 comments

About to get some scoops

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age

submitted 94 days ago • 63 comments

If you vote for this Republican Funding Bill, you are complicit in all that DOGE, President Elon, and Trump does.

submitted 101 days ago • 343 comments

Chuck chuck (out the door)

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck Schumer right now

submitted 101 days ago • 23 comments

whiny voice "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

submitted 104 days ago • 64 comments

Being able to drop a quarterly US GDP prediction by 5.1% from +2.3% to -2.8% in a single week is one of the most impressive economic developments in the history of the world.

submitted 110 days ago • 656 comments

Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

submitted 113 days ago • 665 comments

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

submitted 113 days ago • 887 comments

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 114 days ago • 204 comments

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 119 days ago • 145 comments

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submitted 121 days ago • 22 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 122 days ago • 137 comments

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 168 days ago • 207 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 188 days ago • 1104 comments