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All we have to do is tell nextdoor this guy is digging holes at 730am, and it's over for him

At my parents’ house today we recreated my miserable high school graduation photo for the 30th anniversary.

starting my new job as king tomorrow. a little nervous obviously but mostly just excited! thinking about hitting the streets to mingle with the hoi polloi, get a feel for what my subjects are up to

Hey Philly do you want some batteries

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

*sitting in a government reeducation camp talking about how much this fucking sucks* some random asshole: and you’re SURPRISED?

"the concentration camp guards are suffering too" is a hell of an angle

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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

The Trump administration, U.S. District Judge Fernando Rodriguez, Jr., ruled, does not "possess the lawful authority under the (Alien Enemies Act), and based on the Proclamation, to detain Venezuelan aliens, transfer them within the United States, or remove them from the country."

THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IS THE LAW OF THE LAND AND A SUPERSTATUTE AND THE PRESIDENT CANNOT UNDO IT. sincerely, a constitutional law professor who also teaches employment discrimination

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60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

if a meeting ends before expected you're not "giving time back" to us, you're not Doctor Who

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About to get some scoops

If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age

If you vote for this Republican Funding Bill, you are complicit in all that DOGE, President Elon, and Trump does.

Chuck chuck (out the door)

Chuck Schumer right now

*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

Being able to drop a quarterly US GDP prediction by 5.1% from +2.3% to -2.8% in a single week is one of the most impressive economic developments in the history of the world.

Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY