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Today maga is freaked out about some numbers. They know they’re losing. They know their narrative is failing. So let’s give them something to freak out about. Let make these numbers a rallying cry.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Due process is basically gone. Habeas corpus on the way out. If you work in the government or military and have taken an oath to the constitution now is the time to consider upholding it against domestic enemies.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Defund and Dismantle ICE.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

They want to tariff movies from outside America because they don’t want Americans to glimpse how good others have it. Foreign movies destroy the lie that America is the best in all things. Travel restrictions will come in time.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 55 days ago • 411 comments

Boycott mode activated

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so crazy how no one in the White House seems to know anything about the economy.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Of course he did. He’s in dozens of chats I suspect.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Meet with JD Vance. Die. RIP Pope Francis #pope #popefrancis

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Of course Hegseth was caught in another chat. He’s clearly in dozens of them.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Wall Street tycoons, tech bros and generals and admirals, I think we’ve had enough fun. Maybe initiate something. Anything. To get this bastard.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

They’re doing so much illegal stuff that there is no way they can ever let power go again. We will have to fight for it.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

So the GEC is dead. Remember. The right can only survive on lies. Any institutions that counter their lies or make any effort to call them out are being systematically destroyed. We’re on our own.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I will not be paying federal income tax this year. I will however divert what I would pay to Harvard, NPR, and PBS.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Trump has surrounded himself with a bunch of ass kissing yes men who are not only completely willing to do whatever he demands but are also incompetent. We are doomed.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

We’re gonna be at war with China soon. Aren’t we? Fuck.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Great so basically everyone is taking capital out of the USA and putting it anywhere but here. Good work Trump.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"

submitted 79 days ago • 564 comments

Soon to be reality. Unfortunately.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

How’d we lose Val Kilmer before the current white house occupant? Where’s the justice in that?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Good news. Liberals are making a comeback. Bad news: Val Kilmer died.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Did Vance really just cosplay a Zelenskyy a few weeks after ridiculing him?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

This administration has no respect for the American people. It’s clear they think we are all morons. And maybe they’re right.

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submitted 88 days ago • 50 comments

Fuck I think I like IPAs now….whats next? A Patagonia vest? Cybertruck!?! Nooooo!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Recently listened to Bari Weiss speak with Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson on the Honestly podcast where they bemoaned the rise childless cities. And I’m like, those are places I need to move…

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

So let’s be clear. Trump is about to make everyone super poor and they think we should all go out and buy Teslas. Or, teslurs.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

submitted 101 days ago • 1087 comments

Elon’s whittle feelings are hurt so we must be doing something right.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to privatize everything so only rich people can enjoy life while the rest of work and consume.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 105 days ago • 6 comments

Maybe if Elon spent more time running his companies and less ruining America he’d have a rocket that actually worked.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

You really gotta ask yourself. Why exactly do a handful of tech billionaires led by the man who could cure world hunger but didn’t care so much about our budget? When many other billionaires don’t seem to care? Funny I think…

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Fire Elon!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Remember. Executive Orders aren’t laws. You can break them all day.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I won’t be buying from Amazon tomorrow. Or really ever. I hardly order anything from that site.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

If anything my TDS has spread and become infectious.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

People around the world are starting to mobilize to avoid buying or using American products. If this picks up America will be left in the dust. All leverage gone. Russia and China picking up the pieces and imposing their will on the globe. Yuck.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Really starting to miss bidenomics…

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I think we can all agree there is no deep state. If there were Trump and Vance would have assumed room temperature by now.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Trump and his goons are clearly trying to destroy America.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

All I saw was two couch potatoes lecturing a warrior about why he’s not thankful for their laziness.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Guy in a cheap men’s warehouse suit: why don’t you wear suits? Warrior: maybe I’ll play dress up after war. And when I do. I’ll do it better than you.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Zelenskyy is just the first. Others will now stand up to the bullies and the end will come for us I’m afraid…

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments