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mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Getting Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, hypocrisy. THWG. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul,” I'm a bitch for a living, am NOT stunning OR brave. PARODY
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Everything is fine, calm the efff down, the flood waters are moving smoothly, if y'all would just learn to swim! bsky.app/profile/atru...

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I like big butts and I can NOT lie, but only if they are RED! None of those saggy effeminate blue butts for MOI! See what the Trump tariffs are doing to my man's ass, the bigger, the better! #HandOn #DMForNudes

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Reading the Good Word and praying for all you heathens in the big Blue Sky!

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check out my new ride, bitches!! #DMForNudes

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Testing to see if black does indeed NOT crack!

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I saw @jeffreytoobin1.bsky.social 's peen and I LOVED IT!! Cuz then they fired me over it, and I got write about it, and then I got to go on @megynkelly and grift the shit outta that peen!! #DMForNudes

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Slapping a reciprocal tariff on — that sex toy I keep tripping on, 32% — 1 million MAGA pins I can’t find, 64% — dry cleaning that does not put itself away, 100% — that Thai place that gave me salmonella in early 2016, surprisingly only 10% Y'all need to stop being poor! #DMForNudes

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Do these eyes make me look crazy??? #DMForNudes

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

He finally proposed!!

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