mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Getting Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, hypocrisy. THWG. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul,” I'm a bitch for a living, am NOT stunning OR brave. PARODY
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Girl please, I saw them bussing them in from the homeless shelter! I'm sorry, the unhoused shelter!
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can i get a RED WAVE!?!?! BOO YAH!
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they will never be as big as the inauguration crowd for our dear lord and savior Donald J. Trump! EAT IT!
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come take a ride in my new Swasticar!
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Shut up and show me your long bow gun like a real man!
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There is a measles outbreak, do you want them to all get measles?!??
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You need to get out more, I was at an orgy last night that had more people like this!
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This is how we launder the $$$ we steal from the libs!!
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I'd rather they be singing "They dropped a bomb on me! Baby! They dropped a bomb on me!"
#HouthiStyle
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I have really big boobs too!!
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Those penguins make a sickening purse!! It's insane what they can create with those flippers!
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The climate is gonna lose with all that wasted paper! Why is no one wearing a mask?!?!?!?!
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oh honey, he is fake as hell, he was wearing Depends the entire time, we could smell it in the press room!!
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Spartacus has a master bladder!! @booker.senate.gov
#DMForNudes
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Oh come on, greed is good, it's the American way, the air that I breathe!
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we all know Chris Hayes doesn't have a job for a reason!
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when are we gonna talk about your love for a pearl necklace!?!?! that's the potty humor i wana hear!
#DMForNudes
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well you can't even spell schtick right, so there's that!
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I am like 80% serious when I say that sleeping is the only thing I can do when I hear you speak
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The terror is coming from your keyboard Kara, stop typing!
#DMForNudes
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Damn, what a waste of paper, poor trees and poor climate!
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All I hear is screeching when Jessica squawks!! And I am so much better looking than her!