Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
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WARNING: Do not drop your guard, America. There are reports here in Australia that Heard and McDonald Islands have mobilised and are planning to attack the American mainland. Seals show no mercy, and penguins are evil penguinafied.
Ahh… just to clarify … those aren’t rockhopper penguins … unless they are in disguise as king penguins if so, kudos on the great disguise very realistic
"What's An American?
"What do they look like?
"Not sure...
"DUH, just ask a Canadian. You know the people who believe in and are trying to save our home from being destroyed?
"Gotcha!
Cat 🐈 Dad 🐈 who voted 🗳 for the woman, but the company he worked for voted for the man & their business tanked & his position was dissolved and he needs help 🐈
Greetings from your cousins from Munich and all mental support to overcome the tariffs and fend of imperial claims to power over your islands, as #Greenland is currently experiencing…
You penguin bastards eating all our fillet o' fish... Don Old doesn't like that... you better pony up some clams or we are taking over your strangely non-strategic island... 🤨
“Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men, it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again. When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a fight about to start when tomorrow comes.” Les Miserables
#ProtectTheConstitution! 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 https://youtu.be/1q82twrdr0U
What a sharp crew. I wish our border czar & company would strive to be so accurate and stop arresting and deporting innocent people because czar & company don’t have the skills or knowledge to actually find bad guys.
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I'm so curious as to where this 'trade deficit' originated.
I thought tgat was an april fools day joke.
Power to the penguins
😁
I mean, Penguin!
"What do they look like?
"Not sure...
"DUH, just ask a Canadian. You know the people who believe in and are trying to save our home from being destroyed?
"Gotcha!
https://gofund.me/ae01c144
bet the Polar Bears do too
Oh... sorry... 😐
Hope you are not using Signal as well?
Only this secret channel with pengryption.
I voted for Kamala.
#ProtectTheConstitution! 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
https://youtu.be/1q82twrdr0U
Power to the penguins!
" made in china " or you're in big trouble mister !
No Trumpeter is a good Trumpeter!