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The year is 2065. Worldwide, young colony members are taking tests. “In 2025, which of the following did the US Trump Administration not tariff?” A. The entire EU B. Peru C. Russia D. Penguins

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OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

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Wake up wake up

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Monday we will hear about all the big strong men who are walking up to Trump right now with tears in their eyes calling him Sir thanking him for tariffs.

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They gave us their game plan over a decade ago. Donald’s own words, on Fox News in 2014.

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Day 2 of the Golden Era.

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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

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Thank that's a perfect description of him! 🙏🏼👍🏼👏🏼. 🍊💩🧠less🤡!!!!

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I watched all his rallies during the campaign. Saw all his interviews. Never saw this chart or heard anything about “short-term pain.”

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There are no tariffs being put on Russia. Hmmm

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Apart from everything else—his mendacity, his malevolence, his depravity—Trump is just … dumb.

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👇🤔☮️💙🌊🐕‍🦺

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Maybe, just maybe, the Trump administration should spend less time trying to force itself on Greenland and more time making sure they don’t day-drunk text war plans in group chats.

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Remember how butt hurt Kid Rock was?? 😂😂😂

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This aged badly

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Eat the rich.

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Yup

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BREAKING: Elon Musk testifies at Tesla vandalism trial

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Still accurate as fuck.

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Unless you wear a red hat.

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Are you better off now than you were 8 weeks ago?

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