Monday we will hear about all the big strong men who are walking up to Trump right now with tears in their eyes calling him Sir thanking him for tariffs.
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It's a planned event! "Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief." - Chris Murphy
Every time I think about how President Zelenskyy maintained his integrity from the very start, I admire him even more. I didn’t realize back then how rare THAT kind of mettle is.
vibes are that frathouse, forget what movie it is, where they exclaim loudly, " thank you may i have another?" when are getting spanked with huge paddleboard as part of old time hazing week. 🤣
"Arnold Palmer came to me. Helluva guy, Arnold. Arnie, I call him. Not as long on the green in his last years. He came to me here in a dream. He said, 'President Trump, you're doing a beautiful job with these tariffs. Keep up your MAGA!' True story. Arnie haunts me all the time. A magnificent man."
Trumpbot glitching out: "Arnie, helluva guy. Helluva guy, Arnie. Very straight. Ole Arnie. Arrrrrr-nold. It's a funny name, people say, in many ways. Like the Gary Coleman kid that lived with that wealthy, but unnattractive and bald white man and his daughter. Not at a Trump property, of course."
Wall Streeters labeled Trump’s🤡💸“Liberation Day” on global🌐 #tariffs as “LIQUIDATION DAY” & The Economist went apocalyptic w/ “RUINATION DAY‼️”
$3 TRIL in market value — poof💥💨
Trump’s FORCED 1,674-point Dow Jones PLUNGE marked biggest slide since his BOTCHED #COVID19 collapse (8K points~) in 2020‼️👇😤
“Big men. Strong men. Some people said they never even cried when they were babies. They said, “Sir. Thank you for tariffing those anti-American penguins sir, and putting your foot down even when they tried to bribe you for a waiver. You’re the best sir.”
It’s okay, lads! When he finds out that most of the world’s viagra is manufactured in Ireland, he’ll not withstand the pressure to reverse the tariffs on the EU. You’re welcome! Love, Ireland
There will be because they think the manufacturing plants are open to start manufacturing from A to Z right this minute! The reality is like 10 years and more!
Except he’s spending the weekend with Saudis who are sponsoring the golf tournament. - the second biggest event they’ve ever sponsored on US soil. - 9/11 being the biggest.
Seriously, how many records does this insecure little baby have to pretend he’s broken? “Biggest ever this, biggest ever that…” it’s the most pathetic thing.
Anyone checked in on Trump hats, ties, socks and whatever Chinese garbage he sells to his folks. Guess he’s gonna either pay the reciprocal tariff or pass it along to his cult following consumer. Or I guess he’ll do the patriotic thing and start buying American goods to supply his grifting or nah.
Trump: "Many people tell me how much they like the tariffs I imposed. It's like the world has never seen before. Big strong, powerful and beautiful tariffs".
SEE??? THAT'S what I'm talking about when it comes to how trump functions! His first term gave us 4 years of his constant b.s., a LOT of it repetitive to the point where one can recognize "patterns" and damn near know what he'll do next even before HE does! Yet people still fell for his b.s., AGAIN!
As for UvL — she’s not a man, and I’m not entirely convinced she will either. I also have my doubts about Xi and China. Carney.will.dedinwzely not. Let’s see how it all unfolds.
They will cry and laugh and reminisce about Arnold Palmer's absolutely massive man meat and talk about the good old days when women did what they were told.
Followed quickly by all the executives who want exceptions or who want billions to build the plants to replace those in Canada and Mexico. The Auto executives will be first with their hands out.
We need more Republicans in the US Senate to stand up against cratering in the economy, and democrats publicize the reconciliation bill for the big tax cut for the oligarchs and Rich. They need to start right now and publicize it and get it in the mainstream media.
Big men. Strong men. Men who don’t cry easily. How they got past the Secret Service on to the golf course we will never know. But they approached me on the 4th green with tears in their eyes. They had never seen such a beautiful fairway shot. Then something something tariffs. Big strong men.
With a single man tear slowly dripping down his face he looked at me & said thank you Sir. I'm ready to suffer whatever you think necessary because I believe in you Sir.
Everyone seems to expect Trump to reverse these tariffs like earlier ones.
I don't think so.
These are part of a mercantilist plan to replace income tax with tariffs.
Remember Jim Jones made his followers drink poison twice, but he was just kidding.
The third time, it was real and they all died.
I've just looked at the US markets while drinking coffee, after awaking from my slumber. https://www.cnbc.com/us-markets/
This is really over the top. Or maybe "under the bottom".
Dow Jones Industrials -5.5%
Nasdaq -5.82%
I guess the markets figured that it's going to be long-term tariffs.
Absolutely. The rich fuckers are all gonna take the weekend and admit Monday morning they’re good with losing bushels and bushels of money.
All for the greater good am I right?😏
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He is a big marshmallow and all talk!
It's also an obvious tell that he's lying.
The Trump admin is unbalanced and it’s time to ramp up the pressure and start landing some (non-violent) blows.
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Billy Mumphrey.
If someone approaches, he shouldn't assume it's to thank him.
We live under a bridge and dumpster dive to survive. But, I know it was for the greater good to make America great again.
$3 TRIL in market value — poof💥💨
Trump’s FORCED 1,674-point Dow Jones PLUNGE marked biggest slide since his BOTCHED #COVID19 collapse (8K points~) in 2020‼️👇😤
Why don't these assholes get out to town halls?
Oh yeah, there's that.
When is he going to do some president stuff?
And Now RFK Jr...
(may I have another?)
So glad you’re ahead of this.
As for UvL — she’s not a man, and I’m not entirely convinced she will either. I also have my doubts about Xi and China. Carney.will.dedinwzely not. Let’s see how it all unfolds.
Likely over beautiful chocolate cake.
I needed and appreciated this extremely on point post 🙏💙
https://bsky.app/profile/adamparkhomenko.bsky.social/post/3llw3axziis2n
Has a golf tournament to attend!!!!!!
I’ll think of more later.
the "MAGA talking points" need to be that world leaders are calling Trump a "fucking idiot"
Thank you Sir.
May I have another.
1. Surround Self with Billionaires
2. Fire employees
3. Surrender to Putin
4. Abandon Allies
5. $5 Trillion in Tax Cuts for wealthy
6. Increase Debt by $5 Trillion
7. Raise sales taxes $600 Million annually
8. Cut Social Security
9. Slash Medicaid
10. Punish Disloyalty
I don't think so.
These are part of a mercantilist plan to replace income tax with tariffs.
Remember Jim Jones made his followers drink poison twice, but he was just kidding.
The third time, it was real and they all died.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-05/trump-tariffs-upend-80-year-old-world-economic-order/105139464
Yes, the tariffs are going to stay, not just created to extort benefits.
It's pure mercantilism to confront China.
And every country will suffer!
https://www.cnbc.com/us-markets/
This is really over the top. Or maybe "under the bottom".
Dow Jones Industrials -5.5%
Nasdaq -5.82%
I guess the markets figured that it's going to be long-term tariffs.
All for the greater good am I right?😏