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Connecter of dots. Performance optimization is my jam. I obsess over how to make apps & web sites radically faster. Formerly at HPE & now building in stealth
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oh he's doing the "send a printout of your latest code" thing again. almost like it was always a flimsy pretext for firing people and not remotely connected to competent management

Rep. Jason Crow: “The purge of senior officers at DOD is deeply troubling, but purging JAG officers worries me the most. “JAG officers interpret law for our commanders. They help determine what's lawful and constitutional. “Replacing these military lawyers with Trump loyalists is so dangerous.”

He nails it.

when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

Very easy to contend that “all men are created equal” was manifestly not a founding tenet of the Republic. But the two things - maybe the only two things - that really did define the founding were: 1) I’m not paying for that and 2) Fuck Kings. This actually gives me some hope.

200 million dollars of waste.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

that Trumpers think the US Postal *SERVICE* should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government

Frolic

I attended a democratic fundraiser tonight where they sold raffle tickets for a dozen eggs… Genius.

This x10000000000 “In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...

I’m telling you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, please watch this. This is the energy. Not egg prices and book tours and strongly worded letters. It’s time to take the gloves off.

There have never been kings in America. The monarchy doesn't start now.

Good morning friends! Sending you all a big hug on this Friday morning. Today I will be trying to remember that even small acts of kindness and love matter—and to do a few.

Civility doesn’t seem to be working either.

When the wreckage and dust of what these people are doing to our country has settled and the people have finally had enough to throw these jackals out of office, we will never forget the people who enabled it, despite their protestations they weren’t willing accomplices. Never.

@publius777.bsky.social

When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.

Say it loud: this is fascism – and we must all resist it | Letters

I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing. This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it. No more looking away. Face up to what it is.

The head of France's far-right party canceled the speech he was supposed to give at CPAC today, saying he was canceling because of what he himself called Steve Bannon's "gesture that referenced nazi ideology": www.rfi.fr/fr/france/20...

I bring up Refactoring by Fowler a lot, but I really think every dev should read it. An underrated aspect of it are the "recipes". He provides dozens of step-by-step transformations to refactor code safely. Imagine being able to use the recipe names like a shared language in PR reviews?

In 2028 this is what a Democratic president needs to do. We will win if you all vote blue this time.

I would also like to point out @mattyglesias.bsky.social that climate change could in fact lead to human extinction if we never hit net zero emissions and the planet just keeps heating up and heating up and heating up.

This is basically asteroid-impact fast.

If you didn't know... • Exxon • Moulton/Coors • Walmart Have funded Heritage Foundation (#Project2025) for YEARS #Boycott

Carville: USAID spent $41 billion the federal budget is 6 trillion. Actually comes to something like .014%. So take that and put it against the 6 trillion and see what you have done when your president is responsible for more federal debt than any president in the history of the United States.

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

This is really something

“No kings, no tyrants.” Thanks @chriswarcraft.bsky.social for using your powers for good.

I've consulted with corporate, and while we can't legally throw you out of the restaurant, we do have to ask you not allow your emotional support frog to swim in your soup bowl. Yes, I see his little work jacket.

@jenpsaki.msnbc.com: "Inspectors general are a headache for everyone. You know why? Because they're investigating every agency and they find stuff! Including waste and fraud and abuse! They wouldn't be firing them if they cared about waste, fraud, and abuse."

Murphy: "There's no separation between the Kremlin & the White House right now. The White House is a full-time Kremlin propaganda operation..there's a real probability American troops are going to have fight abroad to protect the global world order & our allies & perhaps American sovereignty itself"

This is like opposing a joint resolution declaring that the Sun sets in the West America doesn’t just look like an idiot here, we look like goddamn Flat Earthers

"By now it’s clear there’s no reason for optimism that H5N1 will fade away as a minor nuisance. To the contrary, the situation has only been trending worse." Lucy Shapiro of @stanfordmedicine.bsky.social on the "slow-boil crisis" of bird flu.

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In future generations, when your children and grandchildren look back on this moment, they are not going to ask about the price of eggs. They are going to ask you what you did. Not what you felt. Not what you paid. But what you did. And I want to be able to say I did everything I possibly could.

Missed that. But here you can see either how clueless Vance (vancing! Will post it in a reply) is or how much he lies about free speech in the US. The WH is a government entity. They have the obligation not to curtail free speech rights. Therefore: Banning AP is violating their free speech rights.

The key point that was made in this clip is that it happened organically. We don’t come from the consultant class, we get zero legacy media hype, we don’t get invited on shows & don’t want to be on TV, no big money donors writing checks. It all happened one person at a time. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

A grown man throwing a temper tantrum.