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It's release day for Two Friends in Marriage! AMZ: bit.ly/4g3nv5e Kobo: bit.ly/4g25iFd B&N: bit.ly/40Bquxp Apple: bit.ly/3Caqpr7 Google: bit.ly/3CgqfP2

Partner sent me this screenshot Because he knows I am always mildly amused when I see someone shamefacedly saying “Oops, I didn’t even know that I just violated the Geneva Conventions, let me fix that” (No judgement here! It’s how *I* learned that that was a rule, too!)

👁️ #ryugagotoku #kazumaji

This small ridiculous dog apparently thinks she is a cat, but she is very very bad at it

MOTHER. FIX THIS.

REVENGE OF THE SKULL QUILT. All of you who lost out have another shot. And this time the money will go to help trans kids! Check out this & everything else up for grabs in the #OFMDCraftFair because you're going to see a LOT OF FAMILIAR FACES!!! www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfai...

For reference: Procedural generation is shuffling a deck and dealing from it. genAI is feeding every card deck you can find, including ones not for the game, into a wood chipper, slapping a handful of the bits on some glue, and pretending its a playable hand.

Breakfast this morning was scones from scratch, with homemade whipped cream. They were less fussy than I expected them to be. I gave the second half of the batch to a neighbour so they would get eaten while they were fresh.

Happy Chocolate Day; Have some old-skool Honey Badger memes from @tkingfisher.com

Time to welcome to the world The Season of Dragons, a gaslamp fantasy retelling of Pride and Prejudice with added dragons as patronesses, dragon-based social currency, dragons drinking tea, etc. This is QUITE the coziest book I have ever written. Yes, really.

Well, I just joked to a co-worker I was going to let her out of the meeting about the ongoing issue I raised so that she could start day drinking if she wanted, lol

That gator is rocking that hat!

some pirate yakuza valentines

OMG I found a baby Mina pic!

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

@web-goddess.org

Anyone know where I could source (or commission) a replacement for this pendant I loved desperately but lost a while back? It’s pretty small (only a few centimetres long), in sterling silver, with a Celtic knot design and a teeny little sapphire. Here is the best photo I found.

Turtle soup?

I woke up at 4:30. Me: *groans* Oh god, it’s so many hours until seven, how am I going to fill the time? Email: Don’t forget to go to the office today! Me: *groans even harder* Oh god, instead I have to get up at six and GO TO THE OFFICE

Two Friends in Marriage will be out on February 25! 💜Friends to lovers 💜Marriage pact 💜Queer m/f jackielaubooks.com/books/two-fr...

Today’s Asian boy wearing a shirt with English he probably doesn’t understand: “Pervert norm”

ma’am you are in the way

@lasrina.bsky.social

Hey y'all! The FAB @rdotspoon.bsky.social is giving US a gift for her birthday! She has two book bundles up where you can pay what you want to get four AMAZING books. If you are broke, get some joyful books. If you are not, throw in some extra to pay it forward! payhip.com/RWBirthdayBo...

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10

It is increasingly hysterical laugh/cry to me that we wrote a trilogy about three ladies with a grudge against biotech corporations who just want to do community organizing and open a library but evil rich men keep making them do heists and murders and then they have to reinvent democracy. 🤣

Genuinely cannot tell whether me waking up at 4am, 3am, and 2am on successive nights is due to jet lag, or just my normal experience of my sleeping patterns hating me in general

@rahaeli.bsky.social Do you need an extremely metal shirt?

“Older than the trees” conifers emerged around 300mya “Younger than the mountains” Blue ridge mountains began forming around 1 billion years ago “Life is old there” John Denver is singing about trilobites

Sleep is eluding me, so I'll just sit here and remember the time I dressed @margueritekenner.bsky.social and @alasdairstuart.com's sourdough starter Chungus as a corgi. Friends and neighbours, behold: the Chorgi.

Good news in Thailand www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...