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My dog’s snore is theee most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard

Ash Trevino ruining the free Rangers jersey for other ladies

I saw John Popper in a random bar in Tuscaloosa in the mid nineties. This was before I knew he sucked as a human.

Every time I go to buy a new style of Birks on their website they’re sold out. What’s the secret.

This is fine, everything’s fine

Happy 5 year pandemi levato anniversary, everyone!

No no, it’s fine, we can do hard things

Can somebody please help Wendy Williams

We’re rewatching Three Billboards, forgot how good this movie was

Second hand embarrassment seeing that bachelorette party do the eagles chant to dak in the bahamas

The love of my life, the girl of my dreams

I didn’t mean to reply all

Noticing more Ukraine and Canada flag stickers on cars

Does anyone mind if I have one dr. pepper. As a treat.

Good vibes only ✨

You know who else can go away? Casey Anthony on Ticktok. No ma’am 2025 is hard enough foh.

Don’t even get me started on missing out on the Traveling Wilburys

I’m out here in 1985 singing Girl Scout songs and catholic hymns instead of a Breakdown sing along?

Started crying thinking about how I’ll never hear Tom Petty sing live, talk about a case of the Mondays

Who, pray tell, needed Ryan Adams to cover Taylor Swift?