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My dog’s snore is theee most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard

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Ash Trevino ruining the free Rangers jersey for other ladies

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I saw John Popper in a random bar in Tuscaloosa in the mid nineties. This was before I knew he sucked as a human.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Every time I go to buy a new style of Birks on their website they’re sold out. What’s the secret.

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This is fine, everything’s fine

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Happy 5 year pandemi levato anniversary, everyone!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

No no, it’s fine, we can do hard things

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Can somebody please help Wendy Williams

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

We’re rewatching Three Billboards, forgot how good this movie was

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Second hand embarrassment seeing that bachelorette party do the eagles chant to dak in the bahamas

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The love of my life, the girl of my dreams

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I didn’t mean to reply all

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Noticing more Ukraine and Canada flag stickers on cars

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Does anyone mind if I have one dr. pepper. As a treat.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Good vibes only ✨

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You know who else can go away? Casey Anthony on Ticktok. No ma’am 2025 is hard enough foh.

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Don’t even get me started on missing out on the Traveling Wilburys

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I’m out here in 1985 singing Girl Scout songs and catholic hymns instead of a Breakdown sing along?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Started crying thinking about how I’ll never hear Tom Petty sing live, talk about a case of the Mondays

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