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moaningdoris.bsky.social

Just a woman who lives off cheese, pickles, and fruit snacks and who is controlled by cats. Sometimes funny, other times snarky. Start a conversation with me because who doesn’t like a good DM or reply? If you like red hats, you’re going to HATE me!

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When a McDonald’s cheeseburger tastes better and has more flavor that the banquet food you’ve had to eat for the last week at a convention.

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I hope Musk treats the government like he does his employees - expecting them to work 80+ hours, sleep at their desk, and to do it all for free.

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Beverly Hills by Weezer just cam won’t be radio. As an LA resident I can assure everyone that nobody wants to be in Beverly Hills right now. #lafires #californiafires

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They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I bet there are even more dead hookers.

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Watching everything happening with Luigi right now has me wondering if this is what France felt like right before the beheadings.

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When your MAGA uncle wonders why Trump is threatening tariffs and raising the prices of everything, after he repeatedly promised to do the opposite, look him straight in the eye and gently whisper: "It was never about you...and now he doesn't need you anymore"

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Things I have in common with a Crybertruck. 1. Wide rear end. 2. Mobile cum dumpster. 3. No one with class would be caught dead with me.

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you dumb bitch (complimentary)

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State Farm: Like a good neighbor, mind your own fucking business.

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Current hero

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[Sam Elliott voice] When the great Twitter Migration of ‘24 began, it was a force of nature. They thundered across the grassy plains, an endless shaggy herd that stretched to the horizon and beyond. (1/2)

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LA has two types of drivers on the freeway. Those who go 25 over the speed limit and those who go 25 under the speed limit.

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Double, no triple it.

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What fraction of a Scaramucci was Gaetz’ nomination as AG?

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I never had a huge shitter following, about 2k at my peak and that took about a year to gain. Honestly, if my number here never reaches 10% of that and I spend my time screaming into the void, I’m okay with that. This place is just so calming and peaceful.

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Covid left me severely immunocompromised - the HHS policies coming in the coming months and years are either going to make me a shut in or kill me. Maybe both. There are many like me in this same situation.

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Happy Thursdsy, y’all!

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John said this in 2016. Eight years later and it still holds true.

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Surgeon General Barbie

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I wonder which appointment he’ll give Alex Jones.

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If you don’t believe in climate change, women’s rights, or the magic of avocado toast, this is your warning: my timeline is not a safe space for your bad opinions. #LiberalAgenda #DealWithIt

When a McDonald’s cheeseburger tastes better and has more flavor that the banquet food you’ve had to eat for the last week at a convention.

I hope Musk treats the government like he does his employees - expecting them to work 80+ hours, sleep at their desk, and to do it all for free.

Beverly Hills by Weezer just cam won’t be radio. As an LA resident I can assure everyone that nobody wants to be in Beverly Hills right now. #lafires #californiafires

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I bet there are even more dead hookers.

Watching everything happening with Luigi right now has me wondering if this is what France felt like right before the beheadings.

When your MAGA uncle wonders why Trump is threatening tariffs and raising the prices of everything, after he repeatedly promised to do the opposite, look him straight in the eye and gently whisper: "It was never about you...and now he doesn't need you anymore"

Things I have in common with a Crybertruck. 1. Wide rear end. 2. Mobile cum dumpster. 3. No one with class would be caught dead with me.

you dumb bitch (complimentary)

State Farm: Like a good neighbor, mind your own fucking business.

Current hero

[Sam Elliott voice] When the great Twitter Migration of ‘24 began, it was a force of nature. They thundered across the grassy plains, an endless shaggy herd that stretched to the horizon and beyond. (1/2)

LA has two types of drivers on the freeway. Those who go 25 over the speed limit and those who go 25 under the speed limit.

Double, no triple it.

What fraction of a Scaramucci was Gaetz’ nomination as AG?

I never had a huge shitter following, about 2k at my peak and that took about a year to gain. Honestly, if my number here never reaches 10% of that and I spend my time screaming into the void, I’m okay with that. This place is just so calming and peaceful.

Covid left me severely immunocompromised - the HHS policies coming in the coming months and years are either going to make me a shut in or kill me. Maybe both. There are many like me in this same situation.

Happy Thursdsy, y’all!

John said this in 2016. Eight years later and it still holds true.

Surgeon General Barbie

I wonder which appointment he’ll give Alex Jones.

If you don’t believe in climate change, women’s rights, or the magic of avocado toast, this is your warning: my timeline is not a safe space for your bad opinions. #LiberalAgenda #DealWithIt

The audacity. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYYtXGWe/

i’ve had enough, 2025 is the year i go feral