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Languishing in the tepid bath of managed decline. Sagittarius
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9 years old. Her brindle face is all going white 😢. Still gives delivery drivers the ‘big girl barks’, even though she’s a softie. ❤️

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Behold, my girthy baguettes. Rustic.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

THIS is my England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

submitted 53 days ago • 19 comments

tech bros: we built a machine that can tell you stuff loudly and confidently! us: cool. is it right about stuff? tech bros: we cannot stress enough how loud and confident it is!

submitted 56 days ago • 66 comments

Snoozy pig/dog. After a hard day of….snoozing.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Spent the afternoon hiding from the cold in the kitchen, cooking. - Spiced Carrot & Lentil soup - Pea and Ham soup - Thai Green Curry with coconut rice. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?

submitted 59 days ago • 24 comments

Actually enjoying the BBC Coldplay at Glastonbury. Middle age creeps up on you…

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

And Lo, on the third day - or was it the fourth? - the Wise Men saw a bright light shining in the East. And they followed it, for they knew that it was bins.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Im sorry but there’s a new standard now if we are talking about acting range.

submitted 67 days ago • 37 comments

Gromit could have taken the Ring to Mordor

submitted 68 days ago • 11 comments

Got some Japanese Bloody Mary’s. Mop my brow please.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Small Christmas pig in her Christmas jumper. Love her T-Rex arms

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Got some swag from Google. Tartan blanket, mug and Tote bag - they understand the demographic. #oldbutthankful

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky appropriating former Twitter holidays, like the Romans incorporating the Greek gods.

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Here's a true story about my dad. When I was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.

submitted 76 days ago • 14 comments

We have a maverick on this train

submitted 75 days ago • 8 comments

Sunday evenings used to be pub live music, but really just drinking; now I genuinely look forward to Antiques Roadshow and a Period drama. 10/10 loving middle aged life. #notafesshole

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Very late to the party, as a Scot who wasn’t taught anything about Henry VIII, just finished Wolf Hall…Jesus H Christ! (But not the Italian one)

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

WORD OF THE DAY. PANTO. Similar to a camel toe only it’s behind you. Oh yes it is.

submitted 84 days ago • 13 comments

For those on BlueSky unfamiliar with this modern British tradition: During times of high winds, we all jump on YouTube and watch planes trying to land at Heathrow, with excited commentary from the UK's premier plane nerd channel. Currently live here! www.youtube.com/live/egvoBvc...

submitted 86 days ago • 67 comments

Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker

submitted 86 days ago • 66 comments

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

submitted 87 days ago • 725 comments

This will be good, looking forward to this a lot

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I can find no flaw in this proposal

submitted 88 days ago • 61 comments

What have they done!? Before and after Notre Dame. They’ve ’Live, Laugh, Loved’ it.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments