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Meanwhile, the official White House account is tweeting videos of undocumented immigrants being chained up and sent on deportation flights as "ASMR."

Not sure why people are so surprised about all the planes falling out of the sky. Where else are they gonna fall from

The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

Dogshit circlejerk subreddits are my guilty pleasure because you keep coming across threads from people who get the shame headaches knowing the things they like would fall under the same scrutiny of the other things they moralise over.

this is fucking insane

www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/c...

H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland". www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

dont worry guys, if he abolishes the term limits youll be able to vote for him again and act surprised by how much he sucks for the third time www.thedailybeast.com/trump-voters...

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

and to think you might actually do something about it any day now

i know i dont have many followers but this is a kickstarter for the second half of a film i really liked and would like to see the follow up for. a trans director making the sort of underground cinema i wish was around all the time, give it a look www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...

if only the senate wasnt so crippled by passing a law years ago that allowed you to control any aspect of government you want if you dressed up like wario on tv one time

you voted in brooke rollins you fucking idiot

you actually cant make up how stupid these people are

look at what a senator can do when theyre not wasting time focus testing all of their shitty posts to sound as dramatic and inspiring as possible glad someone has shown a spine

cool so are you doing that now or

this is the second time they voted for him and even if he finally goes away forever he could literally nuke half the planet, three quarters of the united states, and turn rape into an officially sanctioned competitive sport and theyd still vote for someone who was basically the same

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

an underrated thing about living in a small town is you can explain in detail and clear language a bad thing trump is doing and nobody will get why its bad, not because theyre evil but because just they genuinely cannot process words presented in that exact order

it turns out in order to be a psychic mind virus you just have to not know how to read and make really stupid faces whenever a camera looks at you www.psypost.org/identity-fus...

literally every single person can see it happening and notices, you fucking moron. quit being a fucking dumbass trying to make good copy on social media by saying absolutely fucking nothing.

four years of not just the worst possible president of all time but also an undercurrent of the worlds most useless idiots being like "um did you ignore us being the freakin epicest doggos?" and just pretending democrats didnt violently rape palestinian hospitals with bombs

the best thing about the internet is when you see an out of context clip of the most embarrassing dipshit you've ever seen and then later learn hes some youtube guy with eight million followers

ancient spirits of anal...transform...this decayed form...into CUMM RAAAAAA...THE EVER...JIZZIIIIING...BLAUARHAHAHAHA

Jerked off to the funniest porn parody on the dark web the other day, it was like normal porn but everybody was a dude lol! Then my clone came out (didn't know i had one) and they started tearing him apart

one time i had to use my dads computer and just by typing one letter into the search bar craigslists m4m ads popped up and now im laughing imagining an ai speculating how gay my dad is

the difference between republican and democrat voters is that republican voters dont have to compromise their beliefs when they vote for their candidate

You can’t stop your friends from doing cocaine if they really want to

I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you

philipp mainlander be like "im the apostle of virginity" lmao yeah dude i bet you are

super mario: hahoo...nice try, king POOPA bowser: what the fuck did you just call me (bowser rips marios fucking jaw off and slams his head against the stone wall of the castle) bowser: FUCKING SAY IT AGAIN (bowser slams mario into the floor and breaks his ankles) bowser: SAY IT AGAIN

Tiktok translations are amazing. The new 'I swear I'm clean baby' just dropped.

A huge amount of video essays arent really about informing you of anything or trying to help you appreciate something better they basically just involve putting you under hypnosis for 2 hours and then asking you to hit the subscribe button.