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moemordica.bsky.social
I grow chili peppers and send them to Hatsune Miku
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 3 days ago • 1569 comments

It’ll never stop being hilarious (derogatory) to me how Elon just…….So badly wants to be like. A Poster. He has the most money out of anybody on earth, and it cannot buy him the ability to be funny on the internet. If he saw the shit tgirls on here are posting he’d spontaneously combust

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

For anybody looking at egg prices and seriously considering starting a flock, some things to know 🧵

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Don't threaten me with a good time

submitted 33 days ago • 450 comments

people assume i am a trans woman fairly often, which i don't mind because being a trans woman is not an insult. but it is really telling that so many people think the only reason someone would ride for trans women is that they themselves are trans as opposed to bc they are my sisters and i love them

submitted 199 days ago • 88 comments

Finally saw Villaneuve's Dune P1 last night and it was like an intricate seven layer wedding cake, arduously decorated, which when sliced into revealed a rich filling of dogshit and sick

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out nobody plays the Steam version of MUSYNX 😄

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

submitted 50 days ago • 541 comments

Living with other people is good for brain, because it forces you to check the setting on the toaster every time if you want nice toast. This causes learning

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

When people are victimized by a driver who doesn't have a license plate, it is almost impossible to identify the perpetrator and seek justice.

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

If you get to park your car in the grocery store pick-up spaces and then go in the store, I should be allowed to spray paint clown faces all over it

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible dog owners making me feel my Villain Arc early this year

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Gf's car decided to join my truck in the Dead Battery Club on my way to pickup groceries. 🙃

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Notch is a racist. Notch is a misogynist. Notch is a homophobe and transphobe. Do not give Notch your support. Do not give Notch your money.

submitted 61 days ago • 69 comments

hope all the people i love also know that i think they are cool. i have never loved an uncool person. sorry, nerds. 🖤

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the last day you can post this picture

submitted 67 days ago • 32 comments

one of my central beliefs, really genuinely and sincerely is that cars are fundamentally evil and indoctrinate people into extremely reactionary ideology. I am not joking.

submitted 78 days ago • 84 comments