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Professional Idiot/Now Feat: It Came from the Mojave/20/🏳️‍⚧️Trans Woman🏳️‍⚧️
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dogman? more like peakman.

wow, i haven’t posted for two days. feels weird tbh.

good morning y’all! attempted to make an omelet and then learned the secret to make an omelet for next time!

Make sure to preserve everything LGBTQIA+ Movies, music, books , games everything. We need to keep it all

she “hue hue hue’s” on my sonic cd until i stardust speedway (this is genuinely the worst joke i’ve ever made, hands down)

now that valentine’s day is over, we’re entering b movie territory with this brand new era of the mojave wanderer!

afternoon y’all, so excited i got progesterone.

butter building: 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

*sitting down my new cishet followers in a circle* now you see, sometimes writers will have characters do things you think are bad as a way of inviting the reader to consider what might motivate such an action, or to think more deeply about the ethics and morality of it

(about to fall over) let them eat… spare ribs? i think it’s spare ribs.

Proud to be one of the 350 rabbis signing this statement — an ad in the NYT today and a declaration of our values. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... For more—and to sign— go to saynotoethniccleansing.org

evergreen sentiment

good morning y’all. here’s a lil preview of the next era of the mojave wanderer page.

i just realized my entire page reads like faith girlcel mixed with mst3k. so in essentialism, i’m great value (with real sugar) faith girlcel.

so how was the bloodborne remaster cope yall

bi women deserve the world.

It is the darkest of all possible humor that Disney is publicly rolling back their DEI initiatives and removing content warnings from older, racially-insensitive work on the same week that they are releasing a new MCU movie with a Black man as Captain America.

Pussy

Yeah it's not like internet culture literally runs on memes or anything

Go read a book.

hey, hey, hey at least it’s good kindling!

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

pleaseletmebesunpleaseletmebesuniwanttobethefunnysunlion.

isn’t this just hedonism?

my favorite thing in vegas that’s a microcosm of this is that downtown you’ll have a huge modern building next to this old spanish revival themed building and down the road you got a googie building, and even further you got a fake nyc skyline.

if you don't click through to the article you'll miss that 1) this guy looks EXACTLY like you would expect a guy who owns a gold cybertruck to look like and 2) this is the "threatening" sticker lmao

I'M CRYING

just learned that i’m a beast at cutting cucumbers and only cucumbers.

All the replies to this are proving just how goddamn ableist society is because people keep going “haha, well that’s his own followers so good!”

morning y’all, sorry i haven’t been active as much.

morning y’all.

just tried the new dr pepper blackberry, verdict: it weird.

i seriously don’t know how this happened, my language settings are english, my region is the us, it even says it’s in english, i have ZERO clue where it’s coming home.

i don’t know how it’s happening, but my search results, only for movies mind you, on google are showing up in spanish. i have never spoke a language other than english, i have no clue how this happened. it shows it’s in english but it’s clearly not.

Nothing like waking up from disturbing and unsettling dreams to a disturbing and unsettling reality.

you know with my new friend ashlee, i have a new lease on life, and lemme tell you, i have greener pastures for jokes now, like margarine, AND talking about my goal of going into the west hollywood library to read their sapphic literature.

Adabana is the most unsettling manga I've ever read. The rage and empathy it elicited from me was draining. A murder mystery with twists drawn euphorically lucent with such command and power in the story and the form. NON, a woman, drew difficult scenes without a problematic gaze. TW: SA, murder

(wiping glass with rag) so if ya got problems, ol’ flora can help ya out? (tell me below)