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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 11 days ago • 33 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 24 days ago • 343 comments

Tim: This is Tim from accounting Me: Hi Tim from accounting Tim: Just say Tim Me. Tim Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

Cop: I'll let you off with a warning Me: thanks! Cop [eyes go black]: soon the planets will align with the galactic center, and the door to the realm between realms will open. He Who Slumbers in The Void will awaken and emerge into this universe at last Me: th- that uhh, seems worse than a ticket

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

submitted 37 days ago • 198 comments

🎶Can’t cut my steak in pieces This is a plastic fork It is well done No bleeding Don’t think this steak is one that I’ll be eating Not with this plastic fork🎶

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Coulibaly, Coulibaly, golly what a day

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Rudy Gobert plays offense like his hands are being controlled remotely by someone else.

submitted 61 days ago • 9 comments

Reichard’s broken 😬

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The Jalen Nailor game™️

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Your team: Timberwolves Fave current player: Ant 2nd Fave (not on my team): Kevin Durant Best player in NBA: Jokic Team you love to see lose: LAL/OKC/DAL/GSW Fave all time player: KG or Ricky Rubio. Or Nikola Pekovic. Maybe Mike Beasley

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Life. Taxes. The Wolves giving up offensive rebounds. (Honorable mention to “Finchy letting a run last too long before finally calling a timeout.”)

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Folks, that’s why his name isn’t Cooper Pass

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

*Peyton Manning appears in a cloud of smoke and fire holding a still beating human heart* I’m not just Peyton Manning…I’m also SATAN Manning

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

That TD gave me big ‘98 vibes lol

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

When Rudy Gobert is catching less-than-perfect passes, all the other team can do is accept defeat

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Grady: Draymond Green is still on the ground Me:

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 89 days ago • 373 comments

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THE RUDICORN

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I SEE YOU JOSH MINOTT

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Rudy with great hands…?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Julius Randle is REALLY trying to win me over

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

submitted 95 days ago • 69 comments

It’s now officially “hate watching” when I watch the wolves

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submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Call timeout and waive Randle

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Dillingham is fun!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly enjoyed watching the 2010 Timberwolves more than the 2024 Timberwolves so far

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Best PF of all time don’t @ me

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I tweeted this during the World Cup 10 years ago and I feel like it’s more relevant today than it was then 🫡

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

date: i like a guy with self-confidence me: he sounds nice

submitted 105 days ago • 6 comments

Imagine not having Julius Randle on your team 😮‍💨

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

submitted 108 days ago • 48 comments