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mollydubis.bsky.social
I’ll be hungry and angry all my life, but I’ll also have a hell of a time.
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Would’ve been a lot funnier if JD died instead of the Pope.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

submitted 22 days ago • 622 comments

In these trying times, never forget that Prince loved New Girl, and hated Kim Kardashian so much, that he made them kick her off an episode so he could be on it instead.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Do we think @booker.senate.gov is committed enough to be wearing a catheter?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Kesha. Gaga. Selena Gomez. New Hunger Games book. Low rise jeans. No one’s eating. Yeah babes, it’s a recession.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Yo @benstiller.redhour.com where is our financial compensation for emotional distress?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

American society doesn’t deserve Walton Goggins twice on Sundays actually.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If I am being honest, the most unsettling thing to me right now is the complete lack of DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY, given that the entire ground has collapsed beneath those of us who believe in liberation. Maybe I am alone in this line of thought, but doing the things we did in previous years isn't it

submitted 54 days ago • 12 comments

For those that think the workplace will get better once boomers and gen x retire… may I present to you my overflowing inbox on a Friday before 9am.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I've had multiple opportunities to shop at Target since they went anti-woke, and even though it has been my prefered retailer for years, I have held strong. Obeying in advance is unacceptable. #resist #eattherich #boycottTarget www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/b...

submitted 55 days ago • 36 comments

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

submitted 55 days ago • 1285 comments

Watching #Paradise every week like…

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Not sure how I’m going to participate in society after that Severance episode. Anyone want to talk about it for 6-7 hours straight?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 61 days ago • 1571 comments

Why is my entire feed screenshots of twitter?

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

It’s not though. We’re looking at a sociopath who will continue his father’s attempts to ruin this country in 30 years. And he’s got a $405bil inheritance to accomplish it.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Gulf of My Ass.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

And another thing about those Beyoncé tickets - I thought yall hated the album!!!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

You expect me to work during one of the rare thunderstorms in Austin? I don’t think so.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

submitted 78 days ago • 626 comments

Where is this man finding these shoes???

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Cooper Dejean's touchdown was the first good thing a 22-year-old white guy has done in weeks

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Not sure the commercials are passing the vibe check

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

More of this, America.

submitted 79 days ago • 1215 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 82 days ago • 167 comments

“It’s a banana Michael. How much can it cost? $10?”

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

You know things are bad because a lot of people are getting bangs right now

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about Lady Gaga - she’s gonna serve.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Our coalition has grown to 30,000 federal employees. Details regarding new guidance will be distributed. For those not in our coalition, here is a public message: hide any online content that is public, document everything you witness or experience, and keep daily notes at home with dates and times.

submitted 88 days ago • 282 comments

Hire her!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else think that because it was a Blackhawk helicopter he thinks black people were the pilots?..

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment