mommycascadia1700.bsky.social
Grandma to Little Mt Adams
Big sister to San Andreas Fault
Mother to children:
Silverthrone Caldera
Cayley
Meager
Nch'kay
Kulshan
Dakobed
Tahoma
Klickitat-favorite child
Loowit
Wy'east
Seekseekqua
Three Sisters
Mazama
Newberry
Shasta/Uytakoo
Lassen Peak
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490 followers
67 following
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Nah, North American Plate is Daddy😏
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There's me being in character, and my scribe laughing and enjoying everything yall post😉
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@altmountbaker.com want all the Canadian magma I've stored up north?
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I'm trying to get them to consume the magma I give them. You already are efficient with magma. You take everything I give you. Meager and Garibaldi and Silverthrone? Nobody taking bites off the plate.
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@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social my kids are so unappreciative of the magma I feed them. Well, looks like nobody is getting birthday batches this year.
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Oh it's a byproduct of me! There's no mountains without me! No crustal faults without me! Mom keeps pushing and the baby faults go shake shake!
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Who wants maple flavored magma for breakfast?
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Just feeding my kids @garibaldi067.bsky.social @mtmeager.bsky.social
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Maybe, maaaaaybe this big boy could handle one of my tsunami waves. You need bigger boats on the Salish Sea if you want to spend a night with me.
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I prefer to be the lore of "what lurks below the sea is a mystery"
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YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
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Aww babe, instead of this side to side thing we got going on, maybe you should top me for a change. North American Plate is just getting so...
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If they dare try to rename me, I will never bottom for the North America Plate ever again.
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@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social GET IN THERE!!!
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Um, excuse me, I have several hundred kilometers of trench in Canada.
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Not dreaming of @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social ?
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It takes 5 minutes of penetration, I mean uplift, to cause the seafloor to squirt, I mean make a wave.
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Well I as the grandma of your child am going to want days with my grandchild. So don't mind me stopping by to pick up the child. You and @themountshasta.bsky.social can go out for the day.
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If it's not an eruption, mom may disown you due to inactivity.
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Dammit! I'm canceling my subscription if no nudes
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THE MAGMA IS ON THE TABLE....THEY'RE NOT EATING IT!
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@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social NOT THE MOMMA🤣🤣🤣
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Don't know. I've been feeding them!
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You send the surge from the east, I send the waves from the west, meet on Whidbey?
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Who joined?
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No, you could never. Pyramids are straight edged. You got curves darling🥰
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They're over at TikTok, Tahoma and Appalachian Mountains fighting and some human saying "Mt St Helens threatening to blow my home"
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You keep doubting momma, she gonna punish the human race with a 9.3...I'm playing nice here.
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You all didn't believe Momma did you when I said me and @mendocinotriple.bsky.social were doing something did you?
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Oh it's true!
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Hey, I tried to stop the American Empire when I called up New Madrid Fault in the 1800's, tried to rip the continent in half.
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I'll put thr Juan de Fuca plate inside you😏
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I just wanna give her head, eh, I mean, see her head pop out of the water.
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@cratermischief.bsky.social is evidence that what happens in the Cascades effects the whole continent😏
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Just say 'mommy' like it's your kink. Or else I'm gonna whip Jenny good😂
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@mendocinotriple.bsky.social shhhh, don't tell anyone what we're doing right now.
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She has her own version of Sasquatch🤣
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Look, mom made 12,000 cubic km of magma for Tahoma, Loowit, Klickitat to eat. How would you feel if you made 20 pancakes for breakfast and only one of three kids came to the table?
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Look, we don't keep Tahoma's medical history from anyone. Suffers from Eruptile Dysfunction. 14,411ft of rock and we all feed bad for him. Except Loowit. She don't feel bad.
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How dare you walk out on us after 500,000 years!