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moniquebennett.bsky.social
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The most badass thing I did after my last breakup (2013, baby!) was change my Netflix password on him after he'd watched Drive and MOST of Arrested Development. You Sooz you lose, motherfucker.

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

If the country was run like a business it would have off-loaded underperforming departments like Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama long ago

submitted 15 hours ago • 12 comments

I didn’t get tulip bulbs planted this fall so I’m particularly happy these are back from 2023 planting!

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

the Pitt is so good because it fulfills the American fantasy of being able to see a doctor

submitted 15 hours ago • 25 comments

Ok. And I will ask the Catholic Bishops who hold me hostage to take his communion!!

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Getting some new furniture today FINALLY! 🤩

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Devil’s Punchbowl #Arch #BlueSkyArtShow #PNW 📷

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

You can go to Yale. You can be so good at crafting sentences you even get a job writing editorials for the New York Times. Everyone you know might be impressed by this prestigious perch. But it doesn’t mean you have a shred of wisdom or courage. That much is clear.

submitted 6 hours ago • 62 comments

Yikes. International Tesla Takedown day of action. Can’t wait for the first bell Monday-Tesla stock ⬇️

submitted 5 hours ago • 61 comments

Hey, sorry I never called you back. I didn't want to.

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Nature makes the best arches. #BlueSkyArtShow theme is #Arch all day Saturday #MushroomFriends #forest #mushrooms

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Thank you ! Are you going to overlay any other agencies and their cuts ?

submitted 6 hours ago • 61 comments

@talouie.bsky.social Americans love Canada ♥️♥️

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Spring cleaning is A BITCH!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU HOE!!!! 🫧🫧🫧

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

The man who indiscriminately fired thousands of people and said empathy is a weakness wants sympathy. Nah.

submitted 6 hours ago • 253 comments

This is the worst Alabama performance since they elected Tommy Tuberville

submitted 4 hours ago • 91 comments

A recent poll shows 85% of Greenlanders do not want to be part of the United States. Americans: Samesies!

submitted 11 hours ago • 11 comments

smile more ☺️

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Wednesday. @timgettys.bsky.social

submitted 8 hours ago • 14 comments

Big turnout in Encinitas for #teslatakedown. Proud of my fellow San Diegans for taking action and showing up when it counts!

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I know I just said Black people are NOT protesting and we are resting, but if the DJ at these Tesla Takedowns plays "Boots on the Ground..." I just may show up with my fan! 👢🤠 #WhereThemFansAt

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

And then when I gather my shower supplies they send a racing engine car to let me know they are excited to steal nudity! This is the United States of America and what the conservatives seem as legal???? Their version of feminism! We wear your shirts and you allow us to stalk you! Go stalk WNBA

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

They are still sitting outside my window and when I check the March madness scores they honk because they are stalking my phone. It’s the most pathetic shit a woman can ensure and there are no laws in this shitty country!

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submitted 16 hours ago • 21 comments

FORTY BURGER 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 (The most by a UConn player in program history !!!)

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

Nothing makes the right more angry right now than people not wanting to drive a Tesla.

submitted 7 hours ago • 351 comments

Paige Bueckers has set a new UConn WBB record for points in an NCAA Tournament game in today's win over Oklahoma 🔥 ◽ 40 PTS ◽ 16/27 FG ◽ 6/8 3-PT FG

submitted 8 hours ago • 56 comments

🚨🐊FINAL FOUR BOUND: (1) Florida #Gators end game on insane 18-4 run, outlast (3) Texas Tech for 84-79 win in Elite Eight. 🏀UF survives & advances to its first Final Four in 11 years. #MarchMadness

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

International tourism is worth $200 billion every year to the US economy. Sorry, *was.

submitted 1 day ago • 128 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 249 comments

WHAT IF I bought the toddler a trench coat and taught them to say “just one more thing!” Really dramatically @teaberryblue.net

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

LET’S GO GATORS!!!!

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Mushrooms and a raindrop. #fungi #fungifriends #nature #photography

submitted 18 hours ago • 16 comments

See you soon Canada! 🇨🇦 I come bearing 🎁

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I will always know it was stolen. Please stop fighting the other side and rise up to save our Democracy! We are all fighting MAGA!

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Hell yeah…

submitted 10 hours ago • 249 comments

hey in some really good personal news, today's the day i become an auntie ✨🥹✨

submitted 9 hours ago • 11 comments

submitted 10 hours ago • 584 comments

When a man proposes to a woman she should have the legal right to subpoena his pornhub search history before she answers.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

A couple of years ago, I noticed that Dems were losing ground with Latino voters. I launched a Spanish-language YouTube channel to reach those people. That channel is now on its way to 300,000 subscribers and has nearly 50 million views. We have be aggressive and go into spaces we're not already in.

submitted 9 hours ago • 655 comments

36 for Paige Bueckers with another three

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

🦋 Good Night Everyone 🦋 ~~~ Sweet Dreams ~~~ #Photography #Nature #Northumberland 🇬🇧 #Skies #Sunsets #TheGoldenHour 🌅 ENJOYING THE MAGIC OF THE GOLDEN HOUR~~~ 🌊 🌊 🌅 🌊 🌊

submitted 8 hours ago • 103 comments

If I’m required to be harmed or humiliated to join your group, fuck y’all. Me on why I never pledged a sorority.

submitted 9 hours ago • 18 comments