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25 years after its release, our little movie, 'The Blair Witch Project,' is FINALLY being released on home video, as we always intended. Here are the details for those who are curious.

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

jon's top 25 meals fall 2024 rankings 25. birria tacos 24. paella 23. corned beef hash and eggs over easy 22. short ribs over mashed potatoes 21. chili con carne 20. empanadas 19. mushroom ravioli 18. black eyed peas and cabbage 17. eggplant parmesan 16. beef enchiladas (cont'd)

i’m going to have an incredibly public and embarassing meltdown to prove a very important point

In a mass surveillance state we're all cam girls... 💯

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

Extending kindness & compassion to myself as a prank. Practicing self-care regularly as a joke. Drinking water so that I don't get dehydrated as a bit. Taking care of myself because it is funny.

We're finally home Going live with the beginning of Tomodachi Life Season 3 www.twitch.tv/bigyellowyt

It's acorn season and my crow friends are very happy. 🪶

this is a lie. ketchup does exist

Spent yesterday with the birthday boy

STOP ✋ if you are reading this, you’ve reached a Pokémon check point. You’re now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon.

Posting for the algorithm feel free to disregard Photography Overwatch Overwatch 2 League of legends LoL Cooking Travel

Guys will proudly show off a fish that -they- caught in their display photo but the second that you unhinge your jaw & crawl out of the swamp to show him a fish that -you- caught, they run screaming back to their cars. I'm tired of these unfair double standards.

me meeting the hawk tuah girl: “hi hawk tuah girl”

welcome to bluesky if you do not HAVE a bit you will be ASSIGNED a bit

It's the opposite of this

Gotta say, I love how the home feed is lookin’ rn No drama No propaganda No rage bait No bot content Just straight up art and friends It’s nice & refreshing 💜

so you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice

All the art I’ve seen on here is so good, I’m enjoying seeing so many talented people that I never would’ve been exposed to.

I have been informed that Gen Z's think some of my posts are cringe and I don't disagree, some of them are cringe but that is the circle of life. Those who came before you were once cringe, eventually you will be cringe, then the next generation becomes cringe. It is the circle of cringe.

repost if u love women

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.