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the internet's og lovergirl && current protector 🫡 computer scientist / artist owner / founder: tech co-op @equal.systems && lilslegacies.com [ https://bit.ly/moonxglitch ] MOISTURIZE ME!!!
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i spent $20 on a homemade cake && apple juice combo at market today which was not only extremely taurus coded but also made me happier than my ex did the entire time we were dating. red velvet w oreo filling topped w cocoa puffs clem i could die right now im so happy

this #severance is so fuckin buffy, it echoes "who are you?" beautifully except an adult wrote it (smg + eliza nailed that shit && so does severance). the dissociation from mark && helly is so real given what they just went thru it's heartbreaking to see their connection marred with further trauma

trying to post about #severance while respecting spoilers is always just WHAT THE FUCK by the opening credits (DICHEN LACHMEN!! QUEEN OF WTF TV!!)

chatting w this hottie born in 98~ him: 1998 was a great year for games me: i remember! i got my n64 w ocarina! him: exactly. half life 1 me: back then we just called it half life

The advice I'm giving to those around me is, pay attention to the fires you can put out. The dark enlightenment stuff can feel overwhelming - but preventing material gains of land and resources is actually possible. People have disproportiate power on the local level.

sometimes even i surprise myself

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*stares in historian*

i'll take my emotional intensity over emotional avoidance any day. sure the pain hurts more but to feel love, happiness, even the taste of food this exquisitely is worth everything. plus enduring pain is hot! how boring to live any other way than to face the world head on every single day

excuse me but Cuccos have caused far more harm to me than i ever have to them

as a practicer of astrology, i spend pisces szn reflecting on the past 12 months. i have once again allowed myself to be treated like shit by basically everyone i knew. but i also faced this. i pulled the death card. it's over for you bitches. i'm fuckin done being a doormat. heal urself

i remember last year this ahole who wanted to bang me was just like "i made reservations" like he didn't even ask me he just demanded my time. he's the ceo of a game company && a gaping asshole. i'm so over these people

my harmful patterns exist within all relationships, not just romantic ones. i'm not begging a single industry asshole for their time this year. any friend of mine traveling to my city would of course ask me for MY time. otherwise that ain't a friend.

And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶

put him in anything. put him in everything

i'm a regular jason mendoza over here tn

oh dip i was like "why do i feel so high?" it's bc i got high, dawg

picture of yourself && turn it b&w

one of my bumble matches just asked me what pisces placements are i-

cause this is MY united states of whatever

it's wild how perfect paul mccartney still sounds. i will never forget bursting into tears the second he started singing at osl2013 he's truly something beyond special, regardless of ur beatles feelings (ALL valid)

i wonder if i even like men anymore. no i do, i definitely do. i just have high standards. and typically they just don't meet them. so i make the mistake of lowering them when my happiest times are my own vibe && making memories with people who do meet them.

They fear losing their jobs because they've watched wave after wave of people not 1000% on board with these products lose their jobs Microsoft invested billions and they're gonna make this our problem one way or another

@high-fidelity333.bsky.social dude

We're at the "NFTs will let you bring your favorite gun into Animal Crossing" stage with this shit, I see

me

they brought back linda richmond from coffee talk im laughing so hard im crying

i sort of love living in this hashtagless time. with twitter falling out of favor and bluesky still fairly underground, i can just watch a tv special without #tvspecial in the corner. i love that it just says saturdaynightlive50 in the corner. that's way too long for a hashtag. i don't need it rn

john mulaney looks like shit. i can't stand the dude, fuck the way he treated his wife, fuck his loud ass voice he's the kind of dude who makes sure his voice is louder than everyone around him so they hears his jokes whether they want to or not

i haven't watched snl in years but i'm gonna start my day by smoking a bowl && watching the 50th anniversary special. i am actually excited to see basically every funny person who ever made me laugh growing up

imo the problem is tech fascism + overt sexism just like the problem is everywhere else

aka big tech fund daddy controlling YOUR interests

the person actually running DOGE is marc andreessen

just when we thought chatGPT could not get any worse 🤮

literally the plot of the south park movie

marvel rival devs got "OGE"d

someone please tap @kumail.bsky.social to read this out loud for us it's giving long lost portlandia sketch. we just need to fill out one form three times