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I need some kind of spreadsheet genius to teach me all the fun tricks

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It's still so wild that people go to indoor high schools.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

My dad has found the vintage camera section of eBay...

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Anyway, we’re bringing back kitchen dance parties to cure bad days

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I'm so glad to have been on the planet for 31 years because if I had to be like 18 today, I don't think I'd make it

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

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"There's a herd of cows roaming the streets of Gilbert" Yeah no that sounds about right actually thanks

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I was having a righteously bad day but I just noticed one of my little orchids that I've had for about two years is about to bloom again so now I'm much better

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I am just mad today about things and I don't know what to do with it other than just sit here and be mad

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Suzanne Collins is an incredible writer because I just realized why Louella's last name is McCoy.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Everything about the world feels bad and terrible and awful and I'm just going to watch Muppet Babies.

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If anyone has a tough relationship with their sibling(s) as adults, please join me on this cliff and we can scream into the abyss together

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Maybe they just discovered it during their research, but I like to think that someone at @lastweektonight.com is a secret @kermitment.com listener and learned about this Muppet appearance when we discussed it back in November.

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The Doctor bounced off my birthday?????

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I did an hour of indoor cycling!!!! (while playing Cyberpunk but it STILL COUNTS) ((this is a big deal for me because I haven't been able to exercise much with the reflux pain))

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

As a lifelong PlayStation girlie, getting used to using an Xbox controller for PC gaming sucks and I hate it.

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I'm done with April!!! I'm ready for it to be Birthday Month!!!

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I fell asleep during the race and then had a dream about working for the Red Bull team 🙃

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I'm gonna be annoyed if I got up just to watch another boring race

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I haven't replied to any of your texts, some truly wicked person sent me F1 fanfic and that's been like most of my night

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It gets just a little frustrating that so many people think sugar and salt and carbs are evil and to be avoided.

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me and proposing marriage to the barista that makes my drink correctly

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me and proposing marriage to the barista that makes my drink correctly

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The video of him singing Bohemian Rhapsody with BRIAN MAY at Coachella gave me ACTUAL CHILLS

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WHO was supposed to tell me about BENSON BOONE

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I got green glasses from Warby Parker a couple months ago and now I'm noticing how many people have the same green glasses from Warby Parker

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